EMW Extreme
Anniversary
Sunday June 21st, 2009
Honda Center
From
ringside, ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta introduced Katy Perry who sang
“America The Beautiful”.
From
ringside, ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta introduced Black Eyed Peas who
performed “Boom Boom Pow” as footage from highlighting the best of the past two
years in the history playing on the Extreme-Vision behind them. After the
performance, the pyro shoots up from the entrance stage and the corners of the
ring as the cameras pan to the packed crowd cheering as Michael Buffer &
Tony Stark welcome everyone to Extreme Anniversary Mega Event.
Buffer:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is it! This is the 2 Year Anniversary show for
Extreme Madness Wrestling! Welcome to Extreme Anniversary as we are LIVE from
the place where it all began, the Honda Center in
Stark:
Michael, we have a card that is worthy of being on MegaBrawl but it’s more
fitting that it should be on this event, the two year anniversary show for EMW.
We have two Elimination Chamber Matches, a Six Way Dance for the Women’s title,
a 6 Team Gauntlet Match for the Women’s Tag Team Championship, a Three Way
Dance for the World Tag Team titles and so much more. I can’t wait to get this
started!
The camera
then goes to the ring where the Elimination Chamber is lowered as the first
match of the night is about to begin as ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta
makes the in-ring introductions.
Capetta:
Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest of EMW Extreme Anniversary is the
Elimination Chamber Match for the EMW INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP!
Niko Bellic makes his way down to the chamber to
thunderous heat from the crowd.
Capetta:
Introducing first, from
Bellic
enters the Elimination Chamber and looks around the structure before entering
his chamber.
Tommy Vercetti makes his way to the ring getting a
great ovation from the crowd as he looks intensely at the Elimination Chamber.
Capetta:
From
Vercetti
enters the Elimination Chamber and enters the ring. Vercetti then poses to the
crowd before getting to his chamber.
Tony
Montana makes his slow and methodical way down to the ring and getting booed by
the
Capetta:
From
“Party All
The Time” by Eddie Murphy
Eddie Murphy makes his way to the ring to a
thunderous ovation from the crowd.
Capetta:
And now ladies and gentlemen, from
Murphy
enters the Elimination Chamber and then enters the ring. Murphy the poses for
the crowd before looking at the four participants that are in their chambers
before looking at the entrance ramp for the arrival of the last participant.
EMW
Internet Champion “The Day Walker” Blade makes his way to the ring alongside
Abigail Whistler to thunderous heat from the crowd.
Capetta: And finally, he is the EMW
Internet Champion! Representing The Day Walker Legion and accompanied to the
ring by Abigail Whistler from
Abigail
Whistler then leaves to the back as Blade enters the Elimination Chamber. Blade
then takes of his trench coat and then hands the EMW Internet Championship to
EMW Senior Official Nick Patrick then raises the EMW Internet title for all to
see before sliding the title to the outside referee who is Jim Phillips who
handed it to the ringside assistant. Patrick then calls for the bell for the
start of the match.
Tommy
Vercetti def. EMW Internet Champion Blade, Eddie Murphy, Tony Montana, Jules
Winnfield and Niko Bellic in an Elimination Chamber Match to become the NEW EMW
Internet Champion.
Order Of
Entry:
1. Blade
2. Eddie
Murphy
3. Tony
Montana
4. Jules
Winnfield
5. Niko
Bellic
6. Tommy
Vercetti
Order Of
Elimination:
-- Blade
eliminated by Eddie Murphy via pinfall with a schoolboy rollup after Blade was
going to hit Murphy with the Day Walker DDT within the first two minutes of the
match.
-- Jules
Winnfield eliminated by Tony Montana via pinfall after the Scarface Stabber.
-- Tony
Montana eliminated by Tommy Vercetti via pinfall after the Vice City Crusher.
-- Derek
Jeter eliminated by Eddie Murphy via pinfall after the Box Office Drop.
-- Eddie
Murphy eliminated by Tommy Vercetti via pinfall after the Vice City Crusher.
After the
match, Vercetti was handed the Internet Championship and a staredown happened
between Vercetti and Murphy until both men shook hands and then Murphy left the
ring as Vercetti celebrated the win.
A
commercial is aired promoting EMW’s next Mega Event, Best Of The Best presented
by Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen which will take place Sunday July 19th
from Solider Field in
In the
ring, Garry Michael Capetta stands in the middle of the ring with microphone in
hand.
Capetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a
Fatal Four Way Redemption match where the winner either prevents herself from
being fired or has earned a chance back at EMW. It is scheduled for one fall.
Stripperella arrive
riding her motorcycle to the ring to a good ovation from the crowd.
Capetta: Introducing first, from
Stripperella then exits the motorcycle and then enters the
ring. She then poses for the crowd before awaiting the other participants.
“Bring Me To Life” by Evanescence
Bloodrayne makes her way to the ring to a mixed
reaction from the crowd.
Capetta:
Now introducing, from the Brimstone Society…BLOODRAYNE!
Bloodrayne
then enters the ring and does a seductive pose before staring at Stripperella
as both women await the rest of the participants.
Alyssa Milano makes her way to the ring getting a good
ovation from the crowd as she slaps hands with some of the EMW fans in
attendance.
Capetta:
Now introducing from
Milano then
enters the ring and goes to the second turnbuckle and poses for the crowd as
she awaits the final participant.
Hilary Duff makes her way to the ring to a huge ovation
of boos from the crowd.
Capetta:
And finally, from
Once Duff
arrived in the ring, all four women brawled immediately as the bell rang for
the match to begin.
Hilary Duff
def. Stripperella, Bloodrayne and Alyssa Milano in a Fatal Four Way Redemption
Match via pinfall when Duff pinned Stripperella after the Unprettier. With the
win, Hilary Duff remains on the EMW roster while Bloodrayne and Alyssa Milano
was unsuccessful to get their jobs in EMW back and Stripperella is fired from
EMW. After the match, Alyssa Milano waved good bye to the EMW fans as
Bloodrayne stormed out to the back upset about the lost while in the ring, an
emotional Stripperella is in tears in the middle of the ring and then waves
goodbye to the crowd as the crowd cheers her as she leaves.
In the
back, Layla Kayleigh interviews The Italian Dragons (Bruce Lee & Rocky
Balboa).
Layla:
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with one of the three teams that will be apart
of the Hardcore Triple Threat Match for the EMW World Tag Team Championship up
next, the Italian Dragons, Bruce Lee & Rocky Balboa. Guys, you had made
quite an impact since returning to EMW. Will tonight be the culmination to your
comebacks here in EMW by winning the EMW World Team Championship tonight?!
Rocky: Layla,
since we have returned to EMW, we had become more focused and determined that
we have ever had. I have power in my punches and Bruce Lee has the power in his
kicks. We have combined them to make an unstoppable team that will defeat any
team that faces us. Will tonight be the culmination to our comebacks by winning
the EMW World Tag Team titles?! I would think so and so does Bruce.
Lee: The
Street Fighters were a great tag team, but they had been poisoned by false
beliefs and that will be their downfall tonight. As for Floyd Mayweather and
Derek Jeter, they do have the tools to be a great tag team, but sadly their
egos will be their huge egos. Tonight, Rocky and I will take advantage of those
weaknesses and get the World Tag Team titles!
The Italian
Dragons then leave to the ring for the World Tag Team Championship match up
next.
In the
ring, Garry Michael Capetta stands in the middle of the ring with microphone in
hand.
Capetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a
Hardcore Three Way Dance for the EMW World Tag Team Championship!
EMW World Tag Team Champions Derek Jeter &
Floyd “Money” Mayweather make their way to the ring to some good heat from the
crowd.
Capetta: Introducing first Team
number one. They are the EMW World Tag Team Champions. From
Buffer: Well it seems kind of odd
but it was requested by Mayweather and Jeter that they should be introduced
first.
Stark: Usually, the champions should
enter the ring last in a major title match, but with The Franchise, they want
to hog as much spotlight as they can I suppose.
Mayweather & Jeter entered the
ring and raises up their title belts to some more boos as they await the other
teams.
“Eye Of The Tiger” by Survivor
The Italian Dragons (Bruce Lee & Rocky Balboa) make their way to the
ring to a good pop from the crowd.
Capetta: Now ladies and gentlemen,
introducing team number two. From San Francisco, California and Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania respectively weighing in at a combined weight of 314 pounds, “The
Dragon Bruce Lee…”The Italian Stallion” Rocky Balboa…THE ITALIAN DRAGONS!
The Italian Dragons entered the ring
and stares at Jeter and Mayweather before the two teams start to exchange words
in the ring.
“Black Power” from the Street
Fighter 3 Alpha Soundtrack
The Street Fighters make their arrival to
the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Capetta:
And finally, representing The Day Walker Legion, weighing in at a combined
weight of 397 pounds…KEN MASTERS…RYU HOSHI…THE STREET FIGHTERS!
The Street
Fighters arrived to the ring as Jeter and Mayweather give the title belts to
EMW Official Rudy Edwards. He then showed the belts to The Italian Dragons and
The Street Fighters before showing the belts for the crowd to see before
handing the belts to the ringside assistant. Edwards then calls for the bell
and the start to the match.
The Italian
Dragons (Bruce Lee & Rocky Balboa) def. EMW World Tag Team Champions The Floyd
“Money” Mayweather & Derek Jeter and The Street Fighters (Ken Masters &
Ryu Hoshi) in a Hardcore Triple Threat Match when Bruce Lee pinned Nacho Libre
after the Dragon DDT to become NEW EMW World Tag Team Champions.
In the back,
Human Tornado is seen in his locker room getting ready for the Elimination
Chamber Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship later tonight.
In the
ring, Garry Michael Capetta stands in the middle of the ring with microphone in
hand.
Capetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a Six
Team Gauntlet Match for the EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship! The rules are as
follows, two teams enter the ring to start the match. Once one of the two teams
are eliminated via pinfall or submission, another team enters the match
depending on where the team is entered in the match. The process continues
until there is one team left remaining and that team will become the EMW
Women’s Tag Team Champions!
“Keeps
Getting Better” by Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera & Carmen
Electra make their way to the ring as the crowd cheers them loudly as Aguilera
and Electra slap hands with some of the EMW fans.
Capetta:
Introducing the first team entered in this match, from
Electra and
Aguilera entered the ring and went to separate corners as they go the second
turnbuckle and poses for the crowd before they focus on the entrance stage,
awaiting who will face them first.
“Bad
Reputation” by Joan Jett hits as The Punk-Teacher Alliance (Candy Cane &
Miss Spencer) makes their arrival to the ring to a mixed reaction.
Capetta:
And introducing the second team entered in this match from
The
Punk-Teacher Alliance quickly ran in the ring and went after Aguilera and
Electra as the bell rings to start the match.
EMW Women’s
Tag Team Champion Team G4 (Olivia Munn & Morgan Webb) © def. Trish Stratus
& Lita, Jessica Alba & Megan Fox, Christina Aguilera & Carmen
Electra, The Punk-Teacher Alliance (Candy Cane & Miss Spencer) and Phoenix
& Lara Croft in a Six Team Gauntlet Match.
Order Of
Elimination:
--
Christina Aguilera & Carmen Electra def. The Punk-Teacher Alliance via
pinfall when Aguilera pinned Candy Cane after the Candyman Drop.
-- Jessica
Alba & Megan Fox def. Christina Aguilera & Carmen Electra via pinfall
when Alba pinned Electra after the Dark Angel Wings.
-- Trish
Stratus & Lita def. Jessica Alba & Megan Fox via pinfall when Trish
Stratus pinned Megan Fox after the Stratusfaction Bulldog.
--
-- EMW
Women’s Tag Team Champion Team G4 (Olivia Munn & Morgan Webb) def.
In the
back, Terrell Owens and Michael Jordan are seen in The Franchise’s locker room
getting ready for the Elimination Chamber Match for the EMW World Heavyweight
Championship later tonight.
The pyro
shoots up from the entrance stage and the ring as the second half of EMW
Extreme Anniversary is underway as “The Night” by Disturbed plays in the
background as Wade Needham & Bobby Spade are on the broadcast booth to
commentate for the second half of the show.
Wade:
Ladies and gentlemen, we are in the halfway stretch of EMW Extreme Anniversary and
they say never say never. Well, the original broadcast crew is back for one
night only, Bobby.
Spade: Well
I never thought I’ll be back here in EMW but for one night, it’s great to be
back.
Wade: Well
we have some great matches for the second half of the show, so let’s get to the
action!
Capetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a
Fatal Four Way Redemption match where the winner either prevents herself from
being fired or has earned a chance back at EMW. It is scheduled for one fall.
"Funk
McLovin" by Lyle Workman feat. Bootsy Collins
McLovin arrives to the ring to a good ovation from the crowd.
Capetta: Introducing first, from
McLovin then enters the ring and poses for the crowd before
awaiting the other participants.
Eminem makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction
from the crowd.
Capetta:
Now introducing, from the
Eminem then
enters the ring and goes to the second turnbuckle and poses for the crowd before
awaiting the rest of the participants.
“Beaner
Man” by Carlos Mencia feat. POD
Carlos Mencia makes his way to the ring
getting a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Capetta:
Now introducing from
Mencia then
enters the ring and trash talks the crowd as he awaits the final participant.
Ace Ventura makes his way to the ring to a huge
ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Capetta:
And finally, from
Once
Eminem def.
McLovin, Ace Ventura and Carlos Mencia in a Fatal Four Way Redemption match via
pinfall when Eminem pinned McLovin after the F-U. With the win, Eminem is
re-hired in EMW while Ace Ventura failed to be rehired and Carlos Mencia and
McLovin are fired from EMW.
A video
package is shown of the highlights leading to the Six Way Dance tonight for the
EMW Women’s Championship.
In the
ring, Garry Michael Capetta stands in the middle of the ring with microphone in
hand.
Capetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a Six
Way Dance for the EMW Women’s Championship!
Blaze Fielding makes her
way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of cheers.
Capetta: Introducing the participants, first from the Mean
Streets…BLAZE FIELDING!
Fielding then enters the ring and goes to the second
turnbuckle and poses for the crowd as they continue to cheer her. Fielding then
focuses on the entrance ramp for the arrival of the rest of the participants.
“Tainted Love” by Marilyn Manson
Abigail Whistler
makes her way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd.
Capetta: Now introducing, representing The Day Walker
Legion, from
Whistler enters the ring and looks at disgust over the sold
out crowd before looking at Blaze Fielding. Whistler then focused on the other
participants that are entering the ring.
Britney Spears makes
her arrival to the ring to a good ovation from the crowd as the gold pyro
shoots up from the stage as Britney slaps some fans hands.
Capetta: Introducing the third participant in this match,
from
Spears then enters the ring and does a pose in the middle of
the ring and then looked over at Blaze and Abigail before warming up for the
match.
Lindsay Lohan makes her way to the
ring to thunderous boos from the crowd.
Capetta: And now introducing, representing the Diva World
Order and is from
Lohan enters the ring and poses for the crowd before she
blows a kiss as the crowd boos her loudly. Lohan then keeps an eye out at her
opponents as she looks at the entrance stage.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Theme
Faith Lehane makes
her way to the ring to a great ovation from the crowd.
Capetta: introducing next, now residing in
Faith enters the ring and goes to the second rope then does
her pose as she looks at the other participants as they await for the EMW
Women’s Champion.
“Hells March” from the Red Alert Command
& Conquer 3 Soundtrack
EMW Women’s Champion Gina Carano makes her
arrival to the ring to another surprisingly mixed reaction like at Disturbing
The Peace with mostly cheers.
Capetta: And finally, she is the EMW
Women’s Champion! From
Carano enters the ring and stares at
her five opponents as she hands the EMW Women’s title to referee Billy Bixton.
Bixton then shows the title belt to the five other participants before raising
the title belt for all to see. Bixton then hands the title belt to the ringside
assistant before calling for the bell for the start of the match.
EMW Women’s
Champion Gina Carano def. Blaze Fielding, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears,
Abigail Whistler and Faith Lehane in a Six Way Dance to retain the EMW Women’s
Championship.
Order of
Elimination:
-- Blaze
Fielding eliminated by Lindsay Lohan via pinfall after the LiLoKO.
-- Abigail
Whistler eliminated by Faith Lehane via pinfall after the Twist Of Faith.
-- Faith
Lehane and Lindsay Lohan were both counted out as the two women continue to
brawl to the outside and avoided the referee’s 10 count.
-- Britney
Spears eliminated by Gina Carano via knockout after Spears passed out from the
Triangle Choke while Britney had been busted open during the match.
A video
package airs on the history of Jay & Silent Bob that spanned throughout the
View Askew films like Clerks, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob
Strike Back and Clerks 2. Plus it showed their highlights from SnJ, XWD and
EMW.
Ring
announcer Gary Michael Capetta is in the ring with microphone in hand to
announce the next match.
Capetta:
Ladies and gentlemen, our next match at EMW Extreme Anniversary is a tag team
match scheduled for one fall and it will mark as a retirement match for Jay
& Silent Bob.
“Jungle
Love” by Morris Day & The Time
Jay & Silent Bob make their way
to the ring to a thunderous ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Capetta:
Introducing first, making their final match here in EMW, from
Jay &
Silent Bob entered the ring and posed for the crowd as they await their mystery
opponents.
Capetta:
And their opponents…
Clerks (Dante Hicks & Randal Graves) make
their way to the ring as the crowd gives them a good ovation of cheers.
Capetta:
Making their one time only return to EMW, from
Clerks
arrived to the ring and shook hands with Jay & Silent Bob before both teams
went to their corners and the bell rings to start the match.
Jay &
Silent Bob (in their final EMW match) def. Clerks (Dante Hicks & Randal
A video
package airs of the events that lead to tonight’s Elimination Chamber Match for
the EMW World Heavyweight Championship.
In the
back, Layla Kayleigh interviews Terrell Owens.
Layla:
Terrell Owens, in moments the Elimination Chamber will lower for a second time
and you will compete in the Elimination Chamber match for the EMW World
Heavyweight Championship. Now we do know that you will enter from your chamber
to the ring last. So does that add your confidence heading to this match?!
Owens: Layla,
I’m always confident in being the best. When I wake up in the morning to when I
fall asleep. I even dream confidence, Layla! Out of the 6 men that will compete
tonight, there is only one man that is truly a superstar and that’s me.
Tonight, I prove that point and leave
Back to the
ring, the Elimination Chamber starts to lower around the ring as Michael Buffer
is seen in the middle of the ring to give out the introductions as the bell
rings.
Buffer:
LLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN…It is now time for the EMW Extreme Anniversary
Main Event of the evening. This match is under the Elimination Chamber and it
is for the Extreme Madness Wrestling HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!
Tonight, 6 men enter…1 man survives as champion. ARE YOU READY?! *crowd cheers*
The Human Tornado makes his way to the chamber and the crowd
gives him a huge pop. Tornado then arrives at the Elimination Chamber structure
and enters a chamber.
Terrell Owens makes his arrival to the
chamber as the crowd gives huge heel heat. Owens arrives in inside the chamber
and then enters his personal chamber.
The Angry Video Game Nerd (Remix)
“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe makes his
arrival to the chamber as the crowd gives him some good heel heat. Rolfe
arrives in inside the chamber and then enters his personal chamber.
“Bad To
The Bone” by George Thorogood
“Bad To The
Bone” by George Thorogood hits but Al Bundy isn’t coming out. The cameras then
go backstage as Al Bundy is seen being attacked by Blade with a steel chair as
the rest of The Vampire Ministry (EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire
Slayers, Abigail Whistler & The Street Fighters) held off security with
steel chairs. Blade then hits Bundy with a vicious conchairto and then leaves
to the ring as Medical Officials check on Bundy. Blade then arrives in the
Elimination Chamber and got into a chamber intended for Bundy. Then Spider-Man
rushed to the ring and started hitting the chamber containing Blade. Michael
Jordan is the last one out and the match begins.
Blade def.
Terrell Owens, Human Tornado, Michael Jordan, Spider-Man and “Angry Video Game
Nerd” James Rolfe in the Elimination Chamber Match to become the NEW EMW World
Heavyweight Champion.
Order Of
Entry:
1. Michael
Jordan
2.
Spider-Man
3. Angry
Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe
4. Blade
5. Human
Tornado
6. Terrell
Owens
Order Of
Elimination:
-- James
Rolfe eliminated by Spider-Man via pinfall after the Spider’s Web.
-- Terrell
Owens eliminated by Blade via pinfall after the Day Walker DDT.
-- Human
Tornado eliminated by Michael Jordan via pinfall after the Buzzer Beater.
-- Michael
Jordan eliminated by Spider-Man after the Spidey Splash from the top of one of
the chambers.
--
Spider-Man eliminated by Blade via pinfall after the Blade Cutter.
