EMW Presents Extreme Homecoming

Presented by Pepsi & Soul Caliber 4

Sunday June 22nd, 2008

Honda Center

Anaheim, California

 

In the ring, EMW ShowTime Ring Announcer Bob Artise introduced Danity Kane who performed “America The Beautiful”.

In the ring, EMW Wired Ring Announcer Gary Michael Coppeta introduced Busta Rhymes and Linkin Park who performed “We Made It” as footage from the past year in Extreme Madness Wrestling playing on ExtremeTron behind them which included the past champions from the past year in EMW. Plus the greatest moments in EMW history including highlights from EMW Barely Legal (EMW’s first ever Mega Event), Tommy Vercetti winning the EMW World Heavyweight title at EMW SummerJam ‘07 in front of his home city of Vice City, Lindsay Lohan’s shocking return to EMW from rehab and becoming the EMW Women’s Champion at EMW School Daze, highlights from the first ever EMW MegaBrawl (EMW’s version of Wrestlemania), the EMW brand extension and the highlights that lead to tonight’s Extreme Homecoming. The final shot featured images of Blade, Michael Jordan, Bud Bundy and Terrell Owens with the image of the Honda Center below the images.

After the performance, EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrived to the ring to a monster pop from the crowd. Clardy enters the ring and bows to the fans and thanked them as an “EMW” chant starts up. The fans then chanted, “Welcome Home” as Theo gets a microphone and waits for the chant to die down. Clardy then said, “On behalf of myself and everyone superstar and Vixxxen that has been in EMW since the start and the ones that are here now, those that have gave their blood, sweat, heart and soul into this league, I say that I got two words for ya’…THANK YOU!” Another “EMW” chant starts followed by a “Thank you, Theo” chant. Clardy then said, “I got to say that starting very soon, EMW will debut as a CAW league real soon and will debut on CAWUnderground and this is all thanks to the fans that have stuck by EMW through thick and thin. Last year, in this very ring, in this building, I said that it all begins here and tonight I say that it all begins again because this is E…M…FUCKIN’ W!!!!!”

A display of pyro explodes on the Extreme Homecoming entrance stage as the crowd goes nuts and “Homecoming” by Kanye West feat. Chris Martin playing in the background as Wade Needham and Bobby Spade welcomed everyone to EMW Extreme Homecoming, EMW’s 1 Year Anniversary Event. They introduced the EMW Wired Announce team of Fredrick James Francis & Ron Burgundy who welcomed everyone to Extreme Homecoming as well and talked about some of the matches for tonight’s big event. They then introduced the EMW Spanish Announce Team of Eduardo Rodriguez and Julio Fernandez who welcomed everyone to the show in Spanish. Wade & Spade then ran down the card for the event before they send it to Bob Artise to announce the opening match for Extreme Homecoming.

Lita def. Fergie, Candy Cane, Stripperella, Kelly Bundy & Avril Lavinge in the Women’s Money In The Bank Ladder Match after knocking Stripperella off the ladder and took down the suitcase hanging above. With the win, Lita gets a guaranteed EMW Women’s Title shot good till MegaBrawl 2.

In the parking lot, a limousine has pulled up to the arena but no one is coming out of the limo. Joy Giovanni headed to the limo and said that she has it under good authority that the limo contains Christina Aguilera’s mystery partner for the EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship Match. She then said once the individual has stepped out of the limo, she will try and interview the person.

Raven def. The Sandman in an Extreme Rules Match via pinfall after the Evenflow DDT through the table.

Backstage, EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy is shown in his locker room getting ready for his EMW Universal title defense against Terrell Owens with Brooke Adams at his side. Moments later, Terrell Owens is shown getting ready for the EMW Universal Title Match against Bud Bundy in his locker room.

Al Bundy def. Tony Montana in a Brand Supremacy match via pinfall after a Super Bundy Slam from the top rope. Fredrick James Francis and Bobby Spade called the action for that match.

In the parking lot, the limo door was already opened and Joy Giovanni is in shock as she said that she saw the person that has exit the limo and couldn’t believe who the woman is and she is too shocked to interview she was other than she told me that she is.

EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers arrive to the ring for their EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship defense. Then, Christina Aguilera arrived down the aisle and stops before she can enter the ring. Suddenly, the lights go out in the arena…

*IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH!*

The sold out Anaheim crowd is in shock as “Gimme More” is played and out came BRITNEY SPEARS! Spears joined Aguilera as they entered the ring.

Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera def. EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers via pinfall when Spears pinned Buffy Summer after the Infamouser to become the NEW EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions.

In the back, Mary Elizabeth Winstead interviewed Trish Stratus with Ashlee Simpson-Wentz & Pete Wentz. Trish said that Jessica Simpson has a big ego and a massive chip on her shoulder. Trish said that tonight, she will bruise her ego and knock that chip off her shoulder.

Trish Stratus with Ashlee Simpson-Wentz & Pete Wentz def. Jessica Simpson via pinfall after three Stratusfaction Bulldogs. In the final moments of the match, Trish hits the Stratusfaction Bulldog and pinned Jessica but Ashlee stopped the count and tells Trish to do it one more time. Trish then picks up Jessica again and hits the Stratusfaction Bulldog. But Trish broke up her own pin attempt as the crowd chanted, “One More Time”. Trish picked up a barely lifeless Jessica Simpson and hits the third Stratusfaction for the pinfall win.

In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Hilary Duff who said that she feels confident she will be leaving Anaheim with both the Vixxxen’s title and the Women’s title. Suddenly, EMW Women’s Champion Lindsay Lohan arrived and the two women stared at each other. Lohan told Duff that they have never met in the ring before but she knows she can beat her. Lohan then said, “If you don’t think so, maybe you can prove me wrong tonight. Because I’m leaving with my belt and YOUR belt and become the Undisputed EMW Women’s Champion.” Lohan then leaves as Duff looked on before she leaves for her Vixxxen’s title defense.

Lara Croft def. EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Hilary Duff and Rose McGowan in a Triple Threat Match when Croft pinned Duff after the Tomb Raider Drop to become the NEW EMW Vixxxen’s Champion.

“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe def. EMW Intercontinental Champion Bruce Lee via pinfall after the Angry Video Game Drop to become the NEW EMW Intercontinental Champion.

In the back, EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy making his way to the ring with Brooke Adams through an arena corridor. Moments later, Terrell Owens is seen making his way to the ring through a different arena corridor.

From their ringside broadcast table, Fredrick James Francis & Ron Burgundy discussed about the upcoming EMW Universal Title match between Bud Bundy and Terrell Owens in which the winner will face the EMW World Heavyweight Champion later in the night to determine the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion.

Terrell Owens def. EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy with Brooke Adams via pinfall after Brooke Adams hit Bud Bundy with a low blow from behind as the referee was knocked out  and then Owens hitting the Playmaker on Bundy to become the NEW EMW Universal Champion. After the match, Terrell Owens and Brooke Adams hugged and celebrated in the ring.

In the back, Mary Elizabeth Winstead interviewed Michael Jordan who said that tonight has been a night of surprises. Jordan then said that the biggest surprise is yet to come as he will beat Blade and once again become the EMW World Heavyweight Champion and then in the main event, he will become the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion.

More pyro shoots up from the entrance stage and the ring to mark the halfway point in EMW Extreme Homecoming with “Hammerhead” by The Offspring playing in the background.

Carlos Mencia & Dave Chappelle won the 6 Team Extreme Rules Gauntlet Match to become the NEW EMW World Tag Team Champions. Other teams in the Gauntlet Match were EMW World Tag Team Champions The Street Fighters, Shady Aftermath, Jackass & The New Gangstas.

Order Of Elimination:
-- The New Gangstas eliminated by Shady Aftermath via pinfall when Eminem pinned Ice Cube after the Ghetto Blaster through a flaming table.
-- Shady Aftermath eliminated by Jackass when Bam Margera pinned 50 Cent after the BAMsault.
-- Jackass eliminated by Jay & Silent Bob via pinfall when Jay pinned Johnny Knoxville after the Swanton Bomb off the top of the ladder through the table.
-- Jay & Silent Bob eliminated by The Street Fighters when Ryu Hoshi pinned Silent Bob after the Shooting Star Press.
-- The Street Fighters eliminated by Mencia & Chappelle via pinfall when Mencia pinned Ken Masters after the Beaner Bomb.

In the back, Joy Giovanni interviews Tommy Vercetti who said that ever since he’s been in Wired, he was being screwed over for a chance at becoming a champion in that brand. Tommy said that he’s not going to bitch or whine about, he’s using it as motivation to win the US title tonight and to become the Internet Champion later in the night.

Tommy Vercetti def. EMW United States Champion Rocky Balboa via pinfall after the Vice City Crusher to become the NEW EMW United States Champion. With the win, Vercetti will face AVGN to determine the EMW Internet Championship.

In the back, a triple splitscreen shows EMW Women’s Champion Lindsay Lohan, “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding and Carmen Electra making their way to the ring through different arena corridors.

EMW Women’s Champion Lindsay Lohan def. “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding and Carmen Electra via pinfall when Lohan pinned Fielding after Blaze hits the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash and Lohan hits the LiLoKO on Fielding as she was about to pin Electra. With the win, Lohan will face Lara Croft to determine the Undisputed EMW Women’s Championship.

A Video Package is shown of the events that lead to the EMW World Heavyweight Championship match between Blade and Michael Jordan.

EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade def. Michael Jordan via pinfall after the third Day Walker DDT of the match to retain the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. With the win, Blade will face Terrell Owens to determine the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Championship.

In the back, EMW Owner Theo Clardy, EMW ShowTime General Manager Ari Gold and EMW Wired General Manager Stacy Keibler are watching the action and likes what they are seeing. Ari then tells Theo that they understand that the Brand Extension is going to be over after tonight but he wonders who will be the General Manager for EMW once it makes the transition to CAW. Clardy told both of them that due to their performances for their respective brands, both had been under consideration. Clardy then leaves leaving Gold and Keibler confused.

John McClane def. Agent 47, Apollo Creed, Jules Winfield, Bobby Lashley and The Rock in a Men’s Money In The Bank Ladder Match after hiptossing Agent 47 off the ladder and through a stack of 4 Tables on the outside and grabbing the suitcase. With the win, McClane gets a guaranteed EMW World Heavyweight Title shot good till MegaBrawl 2.

Replays are shown of earlier tonight of how Lara Croft won the EMW Vixxxen’s Championship and how Lindsay Lohan retain the EMW Women’s Championship which leads to the Undisputed EMW Women’s Championship match up next.

EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Lara Croft def. EMW Women’s Champion Lara Croft via pinfall after she countered Lohan’s LiLoKO with the Tomb Raider Drop to become the Undisputed EMW Women’s Champion.

In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Bud Bundy about losing not only the EMW Universal Championship but also Brooke Adams as well to Terrell Owens. Bundy with an angry look on his face said, “You know what they say…Payback is a motherfucker!”

EMW United States Champion Tommy Vercetti def. EMW Intercontinental Champion “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe via pinfall after the Vice City Crusher to become the first ever EMW Internet Champion.

In the back, Mary Elizabeth Winstead interviewed EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade about possibly becoming the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion. Blade said that he has good history being in Anaheim. Blade mentioned that he became the first ever EMW World Heavyweight Champion at Barely Legal, he became World Champion again at MegaBrawl at Angel Stadium and tonight he’ll become the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion.

 In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed the NEW EMW Universal Champion Terrell Owens with Brooke Adams. Owens said that he has been having an All-Star night, he’s got the Universal title, he’s got the woman and now he’s going to be the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion.

EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade def. EMW Universal Champion Terrell Owens with Brooke Adams via pinfall after the Day Walker DDT to become the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion. During the match, the referee was knocked down and Adams slides in the EMW Universal title into the ring. Owens then knocked out Blade with the title belt. Owens went for the cover but the referee is still knocked out. Adams then revived the referee and went for the cover but Blade kicked out at two. Owens was upset at the two count and was looking to hit the Playmaker but Bud Bundy came from the crowd and attacked Owens from behind and hits the Bundy Stunner on Owens. Brooke Adams then entered the ring and slapped Bundy in the face. Bundy then smiled and then hits the Bundy Stunner on Brooke. Bundy then leaves as Blade, Owens, Brooke and the referee was all on the ground. Owens and Blade are getting to their feet and Owens hits Blade with a low blow and then went for the Playmaker but Blade escapes and hits the Day Walker DDT out of nowhere. Blade then covers Owens as the referee gets to his feet. The referee counts the pinfall and awards the win to Blade. Blade is handed both the EMW World Heavyweight and Universal titles and Blade celebrated in the ring as pyro shoot up on the stage and above the ring and confetti flies across the arena as the show concludes.

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