In the ring, EMW ShowTime Ring
Announcer Bob Artise introduced Danity Kane who performed “America The
Beautiful”.
In the ring, EMW Wired Ring
Announcer Gary Michael Coppeta introduced Busta Rhymes and LinkinPark
who performed “We Made It” as footage from the past year in Extreme Madness
Wrestling playing on ExtremeTron behind them which included the past champions
from the past year in EMW. Plus the greatest moments in EMW history including
highlights from EMW Barely Legal (EMW’s first ever Mega Event), Tommy Vercetti
winning the EMW World Heavyweight title at EMW SummerJam ‘07 in front of his
home city of Vice City, Lindsay Lohan’s shocking return to EMW from rehab and
becoming the EMW Women’s Champion at EMW School Daze, highlights from the first
ever EMW MegaBrawl (EMW’s version of Wrestlemania), the EMW brand extension and
the highlights that lead to tonight’s Extreme Homecoming. The final shot
featured images of Blade, Michael Jordan, Bud Bundy and Terrell Owens with the
image of the Honda Center below the images.
After the performance, EMW Owner
Theo Clardy arrived to the ring to a monster pop from the crowd. Clardy enters
the ring and bows to the fans and thanked them as an “EMW” chant starts up. The
fans then chanted, “Welcome Home” as Theo gets a microphone and waits for the
chant to die down. Clardy then said, “On behalf of myself and everyone
superstar and Vixxxen that has been in EMW since the start and the ones that
are here now, those that have gave their blood, sweat, heart and soul into this
league, I say that I got two words for ya’…THANK YOU!” Another “EMW” chant
starts followed by a “Thank you, Theo” chant. Clardy then said, “I got to say
that starting very soon, EMW will debut as a CAW league real soon and will
debut on CAWUnderground and this is all thanks to the fans that have stuck by
EMW through thick and thin. Last year, in this very ring, in this building, I
said that it all begins here and tonight I say that it all begins again because
this is E…M…FUCKIN’ W!!!!!”
A display
of pyro explodes on the Extreme Homecoming entrance stage as the crowd goes
nuts and “Homecoming” by Kanye West feat. Chris Martin playing in the
background as Wade Needham and Bobby Spade welcomed everyone to EMW Extreme
Homecoming, EMW’s 1 Year Anniversary Event. They introduced the EMW Wired
Announce team of Fredrick James Francis & Ron Burgundy who welcomed
everyone to Extreme Homecoming as well and talked about some of the matches for
tonight’s big event. They then introduced the EMW Spanish Announce Team of
Eduardo Rodriguez and Julio Fernandez who welcomed everyone to the show in
Spanish. Wade & Spade then ran down the card for the event before they send
it to Bob Artise to announce the opening match for Extreme Homecoming.
Lita def.
Fergie, Candy Cane, Stripperella, Kelly Bundy & Avril Lavinge in the
Women’s Money In The Bank Ladder Match after knocking Stripperella off the
ladder and took down the suitcase hanging above. With the win, Lita gets a
guaranteed EMW Women’s Title shot good till MegaBrawl 2.
In the
parking lot, a limousine has pulled up to the arena but no one is coming out of
the limo. Joy Giovanni headed to the limo and said that she has it under good
authority that the limo contains Christina Aguilera’s mystery partner for the
EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship Match. She then said once the individual has
stepped out of the limo, she will try and interview the person.
Raven def.
The Sandman in an Extreme Rules Match via pinfall after the Evenflow DDT
through the table.
Backstage,
EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy is shown in his locker room getting ready for
his EMW Universal title defense against Terrell Owens with Brooke Adams at his
side. Moments later, Terrell Owens is shown getting ready for the EMW Universal
Title Match against Bud Bundy in his locker room.
Al Bundy
def. Tony Montana in a Brand Supremacy match via pinfall after a Super Bundy
Slam from the top rope. Fredrick James Francis and Bobby Spade called the
action for that match.
In the
parking lot, the limo door was already opened and Joy Giovanni is in shock as
she said that she saw the person that has exit the limo and couldn’t believe
who the woman is and she is too shocked to interview she was other than she
told me that she is.
EMW Women’s
Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers arrive to the ring for their EMW Women’s
Tag Team Championship defense. Then, Christina Aguilera arrived down the aisle
and stops before she can enter the ring. Suddenly, the lights go out in the
arena…
*IT’S
BRITNEY, BITCH!*
The sold
out Anaheim
crowd is in shock as “Gimme More” is played and out came BRITNEY SPEARS! Spears
joined Aguilera as they entered the ring.
Britney
Spears & Christina Aguilera def. EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire
Slayers via pinfall when Spears pinned Buffy Summer after the Infamouser to
become the NEW EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions.
In the
back, Mary Elizabeth Winstead interviewed Trish Stratus with Ashlee
Simpson-Wentz & Pete Wentz. Trish said that Jessica Simpson has a big ego
and a massive chip on her shoulder. Trish said that tonight, she will bruise
her ego and knock that chip off her shoulder.
Trish
Stratus with Ashlee Simpson-Wentz & Pete Wentz def. Jessica Simpson via
pinfall after three Stratusfaction Bulldogs. In the final moments of the match,
Trish hits the Stratusfaction Bulldog and pinned Jessica but Ashlee stopped the
count and tells Trish to do it one more time. Trish then picks up Jessica again
and hits the Stratusfaction Bulldog. But Trish broke up her own pin attempt as
the crowd chanted, “One More Time”. Trish picked up a barely lifeless Jessica
Simpson and hits the third Stratusfaction for the pinfall win.
In the
back, Joy Giovanni interviewed EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Hilary Duff who said that
she feels confident she will be leaving Anaheim
with both the Vixxxen’s title and the Women’s title. Suddenly, EMW Women’s
Champion Lindsay Lohan arrived and the two women stared at each other. Lohan
told Duff that they have never met in the ring before but she knows she can
beat her. Lohan then said, “If you don’t think so, maybe you can prove me wrong
tonight. Because I’m leaving with my belt and YOUR belt and become the
Undisputed EMW Women’s Champion.” Lohan then leaves as Duff looked on before
she leaves for her Vixxxen’s title defense.
Lara Croft
def. EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Hilary Duff and Rose McGowan in a Triple Threat
Match when Croft pinned Duff after the Tomb Raider Drop to become the NEW EMW
Vixxxen’s Champion.
“Angry
Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe def. EMW Intercontinental Champion Bruce Lee via
pinfall after the Angry Video Game Drop to become the NEW EMW Intercontinental
Champion.
In the
back, EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy making his way to the ring with Brooke
Adams through an arena corridor. Moments later, Terrell Owens is seen making
his way to the ring through a different arena corridor.
From their
ringside broadcast table, Fredrick James Francis & Ron Burgundy discussed
about the upcoming EMW Universal Title match between Bud Bundy and Terrell
Owens in which the winner will face the EMW World Heavyweight Champion later in
the night to determine the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion.
Terrell
Owens def. EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy with Brooke Adams via pinfall after
Brooke Adams hit Bud Bundy with a low blow from behind as the referee was
knocked outand then Owens hitting the
Playmaker on Bundy to become the NEW EMW Universal Champion. After the match,
Terrell Owens and Brooke Adams hugged and celebrated in the ring.
In the
back, Mary Elizabeth Winstead interviewed Michael Jordan who said that tonight
has been a night of surprises. Jordan
then said that the biggest surprise is yet to come as he will beat Blade and
once again become the EMW World Heavyweight Champion and then in the main
event, he will become the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion.
More pyro
shoots up from the entrance stage and the ring to mark the halfway point in EMW
Extreme Homecoming with “Hammerhead” by The Offspring playing in the
background.
Carlos
Mencia & Dave Chappelle won the 6 Team Extreme Rules Gauntlet Match to
become the NEW EMW World Tag Team Champions. Other teams in the Gauntlet Match
were EMW World Tag Team Champions The Street Fighters, Shady Aftermath, Jackass
& The New Gangstas.
Order Of
Elimination: -- The New
Gangstas eliminated by Shady Aftermath via pinfall when Eminem pinned Ice Cube
after the Ghetto Blaster through a flaming table. -- Shady
Aftermath eliminated by Jackass when Bam Margera pinned 50 Cent after the
BAMsault. -- Jackass
eliminated by Jay & Silent Bob via pinfall when Jay pinned Johnny Knoxville
after the Swanton Bomb off the top of the ladder through the table. -- Jay
& Silent Bob eliminated by The Street Fighters when Ryu Hoshi pinned Silent
Bob after the Shooting Star Press. -- The Street
Fighters eliminated by Mencia & Chappelle via pinfall when Mencia pinned
Ken Masters after the Beaner Bomb.
In the
back, Joy Giovanni interviews Tommy Vercetti who said that ever since he’s been
in Wired, he was being screwed over for a chance at becoming a champion in that
brand. Tommy said that he’s not going to bitch or whine about, he’s using it as
motivation to win the US
title tonight and to become the Internet Champion later in the night.
Tommy Vercetti def. EMW United States Champion
Rocky Balboa via pinfall after the Vice City Crusher to become the NEW EMW
United States Champion. With the win, Vercetti will face AVGN to determine the
EMW Internet Championship.
In the
back, a triple splitscreen shows EMW Women’s Champion Lindsay Lohan, “Ms. OSN”
Blaze Fielding and Carmen Electra making their way to the ring through
different arena corridors.
EMW Women’s
Champion Lindsay Lohan def. “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding and Carmen Electra via
pinfall when Lohan pinned Fielding after Blaze hits the Blaze Of Glory Frog
Splash and Lohan hits the LiLoKO on Fielding as she was about to pin Electra. With
the win, Lohan will face Lara Croft to determine the Undisputed EMW Women’s
Championship.
A Video
Package is shown of the events that lead to the EMW World Heavyweight
Championship match between Blade and Michael Jordan.
EMW World
Heavyweight Champion Blade def. Michael Jordan via pinfall after the third Day
Walker DDT of the match to retain the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. With
the win, Blade will face Terrell Owens to determine the Undisputed EMW World
Heavyweight Championship.
In the
back, EMW Owner Theo Clardy, EMW ShowTime General Manager Ari Gold and EMW
Wired General Manager Stacy Keibler are watching the action and likes what they
are seeing. Ari then tells Theo that they understand that the Brand Extension
is going to be over after tonight but he wonders who will be the General
Manager for EMW once it makes the transition to CAW. Clardy told both of them
that due to their performances for their respective brands, both had been under
consideration. Clardy then leaves leaving Gold and Keibler confused.
John
McClane def. Agent 47, Apollo Creed, Jules Winfield, Bobby Lashley and The Rock
in a Men’s Money In The Bank Ladder Match after hiptossing Agent 47 off the
ladder and through a stack of 4 Tables on the outside and grabbing the
suitcase. With the win, McClane gets a guaranteed EMW World Heavyweight Title
shot good till MegaBrawl 2.
Replays are
shown of earlier tonight of how Lara Croft won the EMW Vixxxen’s Championship
and how Lindsay Lohan retain the EMW Women’s Championship which leads to the
Undisputed EMW Women’s Championship match up next.
EMW
Vixxxen’s Champion Lara Croft def. EMW Women’s Champion Lara Croft via pinfall
after she countered Lohan’s LiLoKO with the Tomb Raider Drop to become the
Undisputed EMW Women’s Champion.
In the
back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Bud Bundy about losing not only the EMW
Universal Championship but also Brooke Adams as well to Terrell Owens. Bundy
with an angry look on his face said, “You know what they say…Payback is a
motherfucker!”
EMW United
States Champion Tommy Vercetti def. EMW Intercontinental Champion “Angry Video
Game Nerd” James Rolfe via pinfall after the Vice City Crusher to become the
first ever EMW Internet Champion.
In the
back, Mary Elizabeth Winstead interviewed EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade
about possibly becoming the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion. Blade
said that he has good history being in Anaheim.
Blade mentioned that he became the first ever EMW World Heavyweight Champion at
Barely Legal, he became World Champion again at MegaBrawl at Angel Stadium and
tonight he’ll become the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion.
In the
back, Joy Giovanni interviewed the NEW EMW Universal Champion Terrell Owens
with Brooke Adams. Owens said that he has been having an All-Star night, he’s
got the Universal title, he’s got the woman and now he’s going to be the
Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion.
EMW
World Heavyweight Champion Blade def. EMW Universal Champion Terrell Owens with
Brooke Adams via pinfall after the Day Walker DDT to become the Undisputed EMW
World Heavyweight Champion. During the match, the referee was knocked down and Adams slides in the EMW Universal title into the ring.
Owens then knocked out Blade with the title belt. Owens went for the cover but
the referee is still knocked out. Adams then
revived the referee and went for the cover but Blade kicked out at two. Owens
was upset at the two count and was looking to hit the Playmaker but Bud Bundy
came from the crowd and attacked Owens from behind and hits the Bundy Stunner
on Owens. Brooke Adams then entered the ring and slapped Bundy in the face.
Bundy then smiled and then hits the Bundy Stunner on Brooke. Bundy then leaves
as Blade, Owens, Brooke and the referee was all on the ground. Owens and Blade
are getting to their feet and Owens hits Blade with a low blow and then went
for the Playmaker but Blade escapes and hits the Day Walker DDT out of nowhere.
Blade then covers Owens as the referee gets to his feet. The referee counts the
pinfall and awards the win to Blade. Blade is handed both the EMW World
Heavyweight and Universal titles and Blade celebrated in the ring as pyro shoot
up on the stage and above the ring and confetti flies across the arena as the
show concludes.
