EMW Wired Presents Gold Quest sponsored by Midnight Club: Los Angeles

Saturday March 22^nd, 2008

Conseco Fieldhouse

Indianapolis, Indiana

 

 

A display of pyro explodes on the EMW Gold Quest entrance stage as the crowd goes nuts and the official theme song of EMW Gold Quest “Crushcrushcrush” by Paramore playing in the background from the broadcast booth, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy welcomed everyone to EMW Gold Quest. They ran down the complete card and hyped up the main event of the night; The Finals Of The EMW Universal Championship Tournament, Father vs. Son, Al Bundy vs. Bud Bundy. They then send it to EMW Wired Ring Announcer Gary Michael Copetta for the introduction of the first match of EMW Gold Quest.

 

Terry Bogard def. Carrot Top in a debut match via pinfall after the Whisper In The Wind.

 

In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Jessica Simpson. Simpson said that all Ashlee since she was born was dead weight that wants to share in Jessica’s spotlight. Jessica said that she had all the talent and that all Ashlee’s been doing is lip-syncing and gravy training Jessica’s success. Jessica continued, “Now that I’m done with that dead weight, I can finally be the top Vixxxen in EMW and nothing is getting in my way…NOTHING!!!” Jessica then leaves.

 

Jessica Simpson def. Stacy Keibler in a Jessica Simpson Open Challenge after the Simpson Kick (Sweet Chin Music).

 

In the back, we see a limousine pulling up to the parking lot. But after it was parked, no one has come out of the limo. Francis and Burgundy were talking from the broadcast booth over who’s inside the limo.

 

In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Stripperella and asked her who Stripperella’s tag team partner is. Stripperella replied by saying, “Well one thing is for sure, Bloodrayne and Selene are in for one hell of a surprise once my partner is revealed.” Stripperella then leaves as Joy looked in confused.

 

Bloodrayne & Selene made their way to the ring. Burgundy mentioned that Bloodrayne & Selene would like to be known as Bloodlust. After Bloodrayne & Selene entered the ring, Stripperella made her appearance on the entrance stage and then announced her tag team partner being, the legendary Lara Croft. Croft arrived and joined Stripperella as they make their way to the ring to a huge pop.

 

Stripperella & Lara Croft def. Bloodlust via pinfall when Croft pinned Bloodrayne after the Tomb Raider Driver.

 

In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed about Rocky’s #1 Contender’s Match for the EMW United States Championship. Creed said that Rocky has worked hard and trained hard to get to this moment and he will defeat Marsellus Wallace tonight and prove that Rocky still has “The Eye Of The Tiger”.

 

Rocky Balboa with Apollo Creed def. Marsellus Wallace via pinfall after the Widow Maker to become the #1 Contender for the EMW United States Championship.

 

In the back, a split screen is shown of Al Bundy and Bud Bundy warming up for the EMW Universal Championship Tournament Final from their respective locker rooms.

 Christina Aguilera (Making Her EMW Return) def. Kelly Bundy via pinfall after the Candyman Drop (Widow’s Peak).After the match, Christina celebrates in the ring as the crowd goes nuts for her then she did the “I want the belt” signal as to say that she wants to be the next EMW Vixxxen’s Champion.

 From the broadcast booth, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy send it to EMW ShowTime’s Wade Needham and Bobby Spade from the NGW/EMW West Coast Offices in Anaheim, California to talk about EMW ShowTime’s next OSN Event.

 From NGW/EMW West Coast Offices in Anaheim, California, Wade Needham and Bobby Spade announced the next EMW ShowTime OSN event is entitled, Vicious Intent and it will take place Saturday April 26^th from the Amway Arena in Orlando, Florida. Spade then announced tat the official sponsor of Vicious Intent is Rockstar Games Grand Theft Auto 4 available for the XBOX 360 and Playstation 3, April 29^th.

Jack Sparrow def. The Sandman via pinfall after the Black Pearl Slam after Sandman missed attempt of the Rolling Rock to become the first ever EMW United States Champion.

 

In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed The Socialites (Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian) who said they are confident in winning the Women’s Tag Team Championship tonight and become the “hottest” Women’s Tag Team Champions in EMW’s history.

 

EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers def. The Socialites via pinfall when Faith Lehane pinned Kim Kardashian after the Twist Of Faith.

 

Human Tornado…Coming Soon To EMW!

 

Terrell Owens def. Tommy Vercetti via pinfall. In the final moments of the match, Vercetti attempted the Vice City Crusher but T.O. pushes Vercetti out and knocked down the referee. Owens then went for the Playmaker, but Vercetti countered and hits the Vice City Crusher. Then someone jumps the barricade and hits the ring…IT’S RAVEN!!! Raven then hits Vercetti with the Raven Effect DDT. Raven does his trademark pose as he exits to the crowd and then Owens slowly crawls to a fallen Vercetti and then pinned Vercetti for the pinfall win.

Lita def. EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Lindsay Lohan via pinfall after the LITA DDT after escaping Lohan’s attempt of the LiLoKO to become the NEW EMW Vixxxen’s Champion.

 

In the back, a split screen is shown of Bud Bundy with Brooke Adams and Al Bundy making their way to the ring through different sections of the arena.

 

A video recap is shown of the EMW Universal Championship Tournament which leads up to tonight’s main event match between Bud Bundy against Al Bundy with “crushcrushcrush” by Paramore playing in the background.

 

From the broadcast booth, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy ran down the Extreme Tale Of the Tape of tonight’s main event match between Al Bundy and Bud Bundy.

Bud Bundy with Brooke Adams def. Al Bundy via pinfall after the Bundy Stunner to become the first ever EMW Universal Champion. In the final moments of the match, Kelly Bundy ran in to distract the referee but Brooke Adams takes her off the apron and a catfight ensues between Brooke and Kelly. The referee tried to break up the two women. Meanwhile, Bundy was about to take the EMW Universal title. But just when he was going to the ring with it, Tommy Vercetti arrive and was going to take the belt while Al was in the ring. The two men had a tug-o-war with the belt until Vercetti hits Bundy in the head with the belt which staggers Al and right to the Bundy Stunner by Bud and then Bud pinned his father for the pinfall win. After the match, Bud was presented the EMW Universal Championship and Brooke entered the ring and kissed Bud Bundy and then Vercetti entered the ring and shook Bud Bundy’s hand before leaving the ring. Bud Bundy and Brooke Adams celebrated in the ring as confetti and pyro shoot up from the entrance stage and above the ring to end the show.