Saturday
December 22nd, 2007
Angel
Stadium Of
From
ringside, ring announcer Michael Buffer introduced Chris Brown who performed
The Star Spangled Banner.
From
ringside, Michael Buffer introduced Jay-Z who performed “Roc Boys (And The
Winner Is)” as footage from the whole first year of Extreme Madness Wrestling
played on EMWVision behind him including the Lindsay Lohan/Trish Stratus feud,
the whole EMW World title picture throughout the season and the champions that
was crowned throughout season 2. Additional footage featured Trish Stratus
winning the Women’s Title at Barely Legal, Lindsay Lohan’s surprise return and
winning the title from Trish at School Daze, The Lohans invasion of Trish Stratus’s
house, Lohan retaining the Women’s title against Stratus in Trish’s hometown at
November Pain, Lindsay Lohan and Trish Stratus brief run as the Women’s Tag
Team Champions, Blade winning the EMW World Heavyweight title at Barely Legal,
Tommy Vercetti winning the World title in an Elimination Chamber Match at The
Great American Brawl, Al Bundy winning the EMW World Heavyweight title from
Vercetti with the assist from Kelly Bundy at Throwdown Royale, Blade winning
the Throwdown Royale to earn the EMW World Heavyweight title shot at MegaBrawl,
Tommy Vercetti winning back the EMW World Heavyweight Championship from Al
Bundy at Throwdown Royale, the controversial ending to the Tommy Vercetti/Al
Bundy EMW World title match on the November 27th edition of EMW ShowTime
and the announcement of the Triple Threat Match for the EMW World title at
MegaBrawl. The final shot featured a split screen of Vercetti, Blade and Bundy.
In the
back, EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrived in a hummer limousine. Clardy has a huge
smile on his face as he was approached by Joy Giovanni. Clardy said, “Joy
Giovanni, this is basically the biggest day of my life. This is what all this
hard work all come down to, the biggest event in EMW, MegaBrawl and what a
better place to have it than Angel Stadium here in
From the
broadcast booth, Wade Needham and Bobby Spade welcomed everyone to the biggest
event in EMW history, EMW MegaBrawl.
Bruce Lee
& Rocky Balboa won the 6 Team Battle Royal to earn a Guaranteed EMW World
Tag Team title shot which include Shady Aftermath, The Fast Food Order, Ace
Ventura & “Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von, Cheech & Chong and Dave
Chappelle & Carlos Mencia.
Order Of
Elimination:
-- Dave
Chappelle & Carlos Mencia was eliminated when Chong dumped Mencia over the
top rope.
-- Cheech
& Chong was eliminated when Burger King clotheslined Cheech over the top
rope.
-- Ace
-- The Fast
Food Order was eliminated when Bruce Lee threw Burger King over the top rope.
-- Shady
Aftermath was eliminated when Bruce Lee and Rocky Balboa threw Eminem and 50
Cent over the top rope.
In the
back, Ron Burgundy interviewed The Simpson Sisters who said they were going to
win the gauntlet match and become the NEW EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions.
The Vampire
Slayers won a Six Team Tag Team Gauntlet Match to become the NEW EMW Women’s
Tag Team Champions. Also included in the match were: EMW Women’s Tag Team
Champions Fergie & Stripperella, The Simpson Sisters, MK Knockouts, Mystique
& Selene, and Hilary Duff & Lita.
Order Of
Decisions:
-- Mystique
& Selene def. MK Knockouts via pinfall when Selene pinned Jade after the
Underworld Driver
-- Hilary
Duff & Lita def. Mystique & Selene via pinfall when Lita pinned
Mystique after the Moonsault from the top rope.
-- Hilary
Duff & Lita def. Fergie & Stripperella via pinfall when Hilary Duff
pinned Fergie after the Unprettier.
-- The
Vampire Slayers def. Hilary Duff & Lita via pinfall when Faith Lehane
pinned Hilary Duff after the Twist Of Faith.
-- The
Vampire Slayers def. The Simpson Sisters via pinfall when Buffy Summers pinned
Ashlee Simpson after the Slayer’s Flight.
In the
back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Alyssa Milano. Milano said, “Rose McGowan thinks
that I was the egomaniac of the Charmed Ones. Hey, the reason why you joined
The Charmed Ones in the first place was because you were picking up Shannon
Doherty’s sloppy seconds. Tonight, I’m not only going to prove that I’m the
better member of The Charmed Ones, but I’m going to make Rose my bitch!”
Alyssa
Milano def. Rose McGowan via pinfall after the Wicked Slam after escaping
Rose’s attempt at the Rose’s Thorn.
In the
back, Joy Giovanni interviews Bud Bundy who said not only he would beat Big
Show tonight but in case Kelly Bundy interferes in the match, he has a huge
surprise for her tonight to make sure the odds are even.
In the
back, Ron Burgundy interviewed Big Show with Kelly Bundy. Show said that Bud is
thinking of false hopes thinking that he would beat Big Show tonight. Kelly
said that Bud has no one to watch his back tonight and “…Bud, your rubber dolls
are not going to count, either.”
Bud Bundy
def. The Big Show with Kelly Bundy via pinfall after the third Bundy Stunner of
the match. During the match, Kelly Bundy tried to distract the referee until a
mysterious woman came from the crowd and pulled Kelly out of the ringside area.
A catfight ensues afterwards between the two women. The mystery woman was
revealed to be Brooke Adams. Show gets distracted from this and then Bud hits
Show with a vicious chair shot that staggers him followed by the third Bundy
Stunner of the match and pinned her for the win.
In the
back, Ron Burgundy interviewed Marsellus Wallace about the Battle Of Pulp
Fiction Loser Leaves EMW match between Vincent Vega and Jules Winfield tonight.
Wallace said that Vincent Vega made the right choice when he supported him over
Jules Winfield. Wallace said that he has confidence in Vincent Vega to rid EMW
of Jules Winfield.
Jules
Winfield def. Vincent Vega with Marsellus Wallace in a Battle Of Pulp Fiction
Loser Leaves EMW Match via pinfall after the Inglewood Jack. According to the
pre-match stipulation and as a result of Vega’s loss to Winfield, Vincent Vega
must leave EMW. Marsellus began to berate Vega and punched him. Vega then
fought back and then both Winfield and Vega attack Wallace and then threw him
to the outside. Wallace walks to the back and berates Vega and Winfield. In the
ring, both Vega and Winfield shook hands and then Vega raised Winfield’s arm up
in victory as the crowd went nuts and chanted, “Pulp Fiction” as EMW fans just
saw an end of an era here tonight.
**December
2008…EMW MegaBrawl 2…EMW invades The Land Of The Rising Sun! EMW MegaBrawl 2
LIVE from the legendary Tokyo Egg Dome in
The New
Gangstas def. EMW World Tag Team Champions Jay & Silent Bob in an Extreme
Rules Best 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match 2-1 to become the NEW EMW World Tag Team
Champions.
Results Of
the falls
-- The New
Gangstas won the first fall via pinfall when Ice Cube pinned Jay after a Death
Valley Driver onto the Steel Chair.
-- Jay
& Silent Bob won the second fall via pinfall when Silent Bob pinned Ice
Cube after the Silent Bomb through the table.
-- The New
Gangstas won the decisive third fall via pinfall when New Jack pinned Silent
Bob after the 187.
In the
back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Jessica Alba. Alba said that she is sad that she
can’t be apart of the biggest event in EMW history but she’s happy of the fact
that she is bringing a beautiful baby to her life. Suddenly, Hilary Duff
arrived and berates Alba and said that her birth is an excuse to ducking out of
the Streets Of Rage match. Lita then arrived and tells Duff to back off. Duff
then said, “Whatever, you were the reason we didn’t win the Women’s tag belts,
you has been bitch!” Duff then slaps Lita in the face. Then Lita fired back
with a right hand. Duff and Lita then have a catfight until EMW Officials and
security arrived to break the two women up.
In the
back, Ron Burgundy interviews the NEW EMW World Tag Team Champions The New
Gangstas who are still bloodied after the best 2 out of 3 Falls Extreme Rules
Match. Ice Cube said, “To all the doubters who said that we can’t take the
belts again. Well this is proof to all of you punk bitches that we can do it
again.” New jack said, “We told you that we were going to bring the violence
from Angel Stadium to
Candy Cane
def. EMW Vixen X Champion “Ms. Mega Event” Blaze Fielding and Carmen Electra in
a Streets Of Rage match to become the NEW EMW Vixen X Champion after last
knocking out Blaze Fielding after the School Driver from the top rope through
the table outside the ring.
In the
back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Paris Hilton. Hilton said that the time has
arrived and she is looking forward to managing whoever wins in Match #5 Of the
Paris Hilton Invitational and is looking forward to giving the winners a little
“extra reward” after the show.
The Street
Fighters def. Jackass in Match #5 Of The Paris Hilton Invitational via pinfall
when Ken Masters pinned Johnny Knoxville after the Shooting Star Press from the
top rope. After the match, Paris Hilton presented The Street Fighters with both
steel suitcases with $1 Million each.
In the
back, Al Bundy approached Tony Montana and wished him luck in the Money In The
Bank Match and told him to make Al proud out there. Bundy said that he wished
to be in
Michael
Jordan def. Tony Montana, EMW Intercontinental Champion The Rock, “Angry Video
Game Nerd” James Rolfe, The Sandman and Jack Sparrow Money In The Bank Ladder Match
to earn a Guaranteed EMW World Heavyweight Championship shot which he can cash
in at anytime throughout Season 2.
In the
back, Ron Burgundy interviewed EMW Women’s Champion Lindsay Lohan as she made
her way through the corridor. Lohan said, “Trish, you remember one thing, I am
the future and you are just the past. This may perhaps be the final battle
between the both of us. The EMW Women’s title is with me and it will stay that
way for along time. Tonight, I finally take that big step in my path to
immortality. Tonight, you will know why Lindsay Lohan is the greatest EMW
Women’s Champion of all time!”
In th back,
Joy Giovanni interviewed Trish Stratus who looked at Joy and said, “Joy, you
hear the clock ticking?! Tick…tock…Tick…tock…That’s the sound of Lindsay’s
title reign coming to an end. Lindsay, we went through hell and back getting to
this point here tonight. You think I’m a has-been?! You think I don’t have the
heart and desire to become Women’s Champion again?! Let me give you a history
lesson, Lindsay. I won my first Women’s title back in 2001 at the same time you
were in production for another straight to DVD bomb-fest. You want to doubt if
I still got it?! We’ll find out in the ring and I will prove that not only that
I still got it, I will win back the EMW Women’s title. Stratusfaction
Guaranteed!” Trish then began to leave until Lita approached her and the two
had a staredown before they shook hands and Lita said, “Remind, Lindsay who you
are tonight.” Lita looks on as Trish walked away.
Trish
Stratus def. EMW Women’s Champion Lindsay Lohan in a 60 Minute No DQ, No
Count-out IronWoman Match after 5:23 in the Sudden Death Overtime period to
become the NEW EMW Women’s Champion. The match ended in a 0-0 tie going through
the whole 60 Minutes. Lohan left with the Women’s title as the crowd was
chanting “Bull Shit”. EMW Owner Theo Clardy showed up and told Lindsay that the
match isn’t over yet because if the match ended in a tie, the match must
continue under Sudden Death Rules where the first to score a fall wins the
match and is the champion. Trish won the match via pinfall after the
Stratusfaction Bulldog.
Michael
Buffer introduced Foo Fighters who performed “Long Road To Ruin” as a video
montage featuring the Season 1 highlights of Tommy Vercetti, Blade and Al Bundy
played on EMWVision.
Blade def.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Tommy Vercetti and Al Bundy in a Triple Threat
Match via pinfall to become the NEW EMW World Heavyweight Champion when Blade
pinned Al Bundy after The Day Walker DDT. During the match, Bundy kicked out of
Tommy’s Vice City Crusher and Blade’s Blade Cutter. Vercetti kicked out of the
Bundy Slam and Blade kicked out of the Bundy Slam and the Vice City Crusher.
After Vercetti kicked out of the Bundy Slam, Bundy threw the referee out of the
ring. Tony Montana arrives with steel chair in hand but missed Vercetti and it
hit Bundy. Vercetti then threw
