EMW New Era Rising
Sunday January 17th, 2010
Staples Center
Los Angeles, California


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The EMW Logo shows.

Highlights are shown of memorable moments from EMW MegaBrawl 3 which includes the Chuck Norris-Bruce Lee Match, the Money In The Bank Matches, B-Generation X becoming the EMW World Tag Team Champions and the Human Tornado-Blade EMW World title match in where Tornado becomes the EMW World Heavyweight Champion.

Announcer: MegaBrawl 3 provided some memorable moments that made history…But A NEW DAY IS DAWNING!

Highlights are shown of many of the EMW Superstars in action as the announcer continues.

Announcer: New Beginnings…New Journeys…New Horizons…

Then images of the current champions of EMW are shown as the announcer finishes.
Announcer: A NEW ERA…RISING!!!!



Announcer: And Now...Mass Effect 2 and Pepsi Throwback Presents...EMW NEW ERA RISING!

Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage and in the ring as the cameras panned throughout the sold out Staples Center crowd as they cheer like crazy. Then we go to the broadcast booth at ringside as Wade Needham and Bobby Spade welcome everyone to the show.

Wade: Welcome everyone to the first EMW Mega Event of 2010, EMW New Era Rising as we are LIVE! From the sold out Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. Wade Needham here alongside fellow EMW Hall Of Famer, the controversial Bobby Spade.

Spade: That’s right! It’s good to be back on the Broadcast booth here in EMW, even if I have to deal with you from now on.

Wade: Beside the point, we have a great card line up for tonight including the main event as the past three men that has held the EMW World Heavyweight Championship will compete in a Triple Threat match for the same title as Human Tornado makes his first title defense against “The Day Walker” Blade and Michael Jordan.

Spade: We are going to see if Human Tornado’s huge 2009 was a sign of what’s to come or is it a big fluke. As for Jordan and Blade, they wanted to cash in their rematch clauses but Theo Clardy decided to kill two birds with one stone and have the match be a Triple Threat tonight. What a blockbuster main event, Wade!

Wade: Now without any further ado, we are honored to once again provide commentary for the new EMW ShowTime Brand and now we go to the NEW broadcast team for the new EMW Starlets brand, April O’Neil and Lita!

The camera turns to the EMW Starlets broadcast booth where April O’ Neil and Lita welcome everyone to the show.

April: Thank you very much, Wade! It is an honor to be apart of history as we will be the Broadcast team for the brand new EMW Starlets brand, the brand exclusive to the female superstars of EMW!

Lita: And without a doubt, for the Starlets brand, we have some great matches including the Championship Scramble for the EMW Women’s Championship. 5 of the top EMW Starlets compete for the EMW Women’s Championship and not only that but all 5 Starlets have held the EMW Women’s Championship.

April: And don’t forget that tonight, Megan Fox puts up her Money In The Bank against her bitter rival, Lindsay Lohan!

Lita: It is the rivalry that refuses to die! Lohan wants what Fox has and that is a guaranteed EMW Women’s Title shot at anytime during the whole year. It just spices up this blood feud between these two women!

April: And with that, we go to our first match of the night and to the newest member of the EMW roster and official ring announcer for the Starlets Brand, former WWE Ring Announcer, Lillian Garcia!

In the ring, Lillian Garcia is seen in the middle of the ring with microphone in hand, ready to make the in-ring introductions.

Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest, scheduled for one fall is the Four Team Gauntlet Match for the EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship!




EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn) make their arrival to the entrance ramp and gets a mixed reaction as they make their way to the ring.

Garcia: Introducing the first team to enter the match, from Los Angeles, California…They are the EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions…Morgan Webb…Olivia Munn…TEAM G4!

Team G4 arrived to the ring and raised the EMW Women’s Tag Team title belts as they give them a mixed reaction as they await the team that drew #2.



The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera) make their arrival to the entrance stage and posed for the crowd as the crowd gives them a good ovation as they walked down the ramp and slap hands with some of the EMW fans.

Garcia: And the team that drew number two…From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and Kentwood, Louisiana respectively…BRITNEY SPEARS…CHRISTINA AGUILERA…THE POP ICONS!

The Pop Icons arrived to the ring but Team G4 ran in and attacked them as the bell rings to start the match.

The Porn Sensationz (Jenna Haze & Sasha Grey) def. EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn), The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera) and The Punk-Teacher Alliance (Candy Cane & Miss Spencer) in a Four Team Gauntlet Match to become the new EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions.

Order Of Elimination:
-- Team G4 def. The Pop Icons via pinfall when Olivia Munn pinned Christina Aguilera after the A.T.O.C.
-- Porn Sensationz def. Team G4 via pinfall when Jenna Haze pinned Morgan Webb after the Purple Haze.
-- Porn Sensationz def. The Punk-Teacher Alliance via pinfall when Sasha Grey pinned Miss Spencer after Double Penetration (G9).

In the back, new EMW Starlets Correspondent Erin Andrews is standing by.

Andrews: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time…Trish Stratus!

Trish Stratus enters as the crowd watching on Extreme-Vision are heard cheering.

Andrews: Trish, you have accomplished everything in your legendary career. Tonight, you will be apart in the first Women's Championship Scramble match against former and current holders of the title. The odds may be in your favor due to your experience.

Trish: Erin, tonight it's a start of a new era...A new beginning here in EMW and what better than tonight to have yours truly win the EMW Women's Championship in the forst ever Women's Championship Scramble match. I know what I'm in for tonight and the road will not be easy. But in the end, you are looking at the next EMW Women's Champion. Stratusfaction Guaranteed!

Trish then leaves as Erin looks on.

Back to the ring, Gary Michael Cappetta is standing in the ring with microphone in hand as he makes the introductions to the next match of the night.

Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall is a Six Man Tag Team Cruiserweight Tag Team Match!



Carlton Banks, Dhalsim & Adam Sessler arrive on the entrance stage and they are getting booed loudly as they make their way to the ring.

Cappetta: Introducing first, team number one! First, from Bel Air, California, weighing in at 125 pounds…CARLTON BANKS! His partners, first from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 200 pounds…ADAM SESSLER! And finally, from India, weighing in at 155 pounds…DHALSIM!

Banks, Dhalsim & Sessler enter the ring and then Kendrick does a little dance as Dhalsim is meditating in the corner and Sessler is trash talking to the crowd as they await their opponents.



Speed Racer, Nightcrawler and Liu Kang arrive on the entrance stage and gets a good pop from the crowd before they make their way down to the ring.

Cappetta: And their opponents, first from Japan, weighing in at 156 pounds…SPEED RACER! His partners, first from Bavaria, Germany weighing in at 161 pounds…NIGHTCRAWLER! And finally, from Wu Shi Academy in China, weighing in at 185 pounds…LIU KANG!

Speed Racer, Nightcrawler and Liu Kang entered the ring and posed for the crowd who continued to cheer them and then the bell rings to start the match.

Carlton Banks, Dhalsim & Adam Sessler def. Speed Racer, Nightcrawler & Liu Kang via pinfall when Kendrick pinned Speed Racer after High Society (Houston Hangover) from the top rope.

In the back, new EMW ShowTime Correspondent Carson Daly is standing by.

Daly: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time…Michael Jordan!

Michael Jordan arrived next to Carson Daly as Carson begins the interview.

Daly: Tonight, you get the chance to finally get your hands on the man that has not only took the EMW World Title from you but put you on the shelf and at the same time you get a chance to become the EMW World Heavyweight Champion for a third time. The question is that are you looking for revenge or are you looking to regain the title that was robbed from you?!

Jordan: Carson, what makes you think that I’m going in with both intentions in mind. Blade, I still remember the time that you and your one time goons attack me, took the EMW World title and put me out of EMW for a couple of months. But now I am back and cleared to compete. Now I really want to get back the EMW World title but at the same time I want my revenge on Blade. So when Theo Clardy announced the Triple Threat match for tonight, it brought a smile to my face because it’s killing two birds with one stone. Now, Human Tornado, I respect you and I was at your side when you won the EMW World Heavyweight Championship, but I’m coming to get the title back. I am more determined to get the EMW World title back for the third time and I will leave LA with the World title!

Jordan then leaves as Carson looks on as we head back to the ring and Gary Michael Cappetta introduces the next match

Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Fatal Four Way Match for the EMW Internet Championship!



Captain America makes his arrival to the entrance stage and then salutes the crowd as Red, White and Blue pyro shoots up behind him as the crowd gives him a thunderous ovation of cheers. Captain America then goes down the entrance ramp and slaps hands with some of the EMW Fans

Cappetta: Introducing the first challenger, from Our Nation’s Capital…Washington D.C., weighing in at 220 pounds…CAPTAIN AMERICA!

Captain America then enters the ring and salutes from all four sides of the ring before awaiting the other participants.



Tony Montana arrives on the entrance ramp and looks around the entire crowd and has a look of distain as he makes his way to the ring.

Cappetta: The second challenger…from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 228 pounds…TONY MONTANA!

Montana then enters the ring and looks around the entire crowd as they continue to boo him before awaiting the other participants.



Eddie Murphy makes his arrival on the entrance stage and gets a great ovation of cheers from the crowd as Murphy walks down the entrance ramp and slapping hands with the EMW fans.

Cappetta: And now introducing the third challenger, from Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 230 pounds...He is The NIWA Venue Champion…EDDIE MURPHY!

Murphy arrived to the ring, he looks at Captain America and JBL before he posed for the crowd and awaits the EMW Internet Champion.



EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens and Mike Gundy makes their arrival to the entrance stage and also got a good pop from the crowd. Owens then did his trademark pose as pryo shoots up behind Owens and Gundy before they make their way down to the ring as they are slapping hands with the EMW fans.

Cappetta: And now introducing the final participant…Accompanied to the ring by the head coach of the Oklahoma State Cowboys, Mike Gundy…From Alexander City, Alabama, weighing in at 218 pounds, he is the EMW Internet Champion…TERRELL OWENS!

Owens and Gundy arrived to the ring and Owens poses for the crowd before handing the Internet Championship to EMW referee Richard Steele. Steele then shows the title to Captain America, JBL and Eddie Murphy before raising the title belt for all to see and then handing the belt to the ringside assistant before calling for the bell to start the match.

Tony Montana def. EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens with Mike Gundy, Eddie Murphy and Captain America in a Fatal Four Way Match when Montana pinned Eddie Murphy after the Clothesline From Hell to become the NEW EMW Internet Champion.

In the back, Carson Daly is standing by with the Street Fighters (Ken Masters & Ryu Hoshi).

Daly: I am here with the challengers to tonight’s Pinfalls Count Anywhere match for the EMW World Tag Team Championship, the former champions The Street Fighters. Guys, later tonight you two have a chance to regain the belts from B-Generation X in a match that is basically up your alley. But can you do it without the help of the now defunct Elite Mafia.

Ken: Carson, we didn’t need The Elite Mafia to do our dirty work because Ryu and I know that we are the greatest tag team in EMW and tonight we are going to prove that The Bundys won the belts on a fluke. Tonight, they enter our environment where pinfalls count anywhere in Los Angeles.

Ryu: The Bundys claim that they fought in the mean streets of Chicago. Ken and I have battled in many places that make Chicago look like Disneyland. Tonight, we get the belts back and prove that we are the best Tag Team in the world!

The Street Fighters then leave as Carson looked on.

A music video is aired on Extreme-Vision looking back at the feud between Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan including their alliance in the dWo, the breakup of the dWo, the “I Quit” Loser Leaves EMW match and their recent one on one match at November Pain 2009 as “Misery Business” by Paramore plays in the background.

Garcia: The following contest, scheduled for one fall is for the Women’s Money In The Bank Suitcase!



Lindsay Lohan makes her arrival from the entrance ramp and is getting thunderous boos from the crowd as she makes her way down to the ring.

Garcia: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California…LINDSAY LOHAN!

Lohan makes her arrival to the ring and went to the second turnbuckle and stares at the crowd before climbing down and awaits her opponent.



Megan Fox makes her arrival from the entrance ramp and raises her MITB suitcase as the crowd gives her a huge pop as she makes her way down to the ring and slapping hands with some of the EMW fans.

Garcia: And her opponent, from Oak Ridge, Tennessee…She is the winner of the Women’s Money In The Bank…MEGAN FOX!

Fox arrives to the ring but Lohan runs in and attacks Fox but Fox fights back as they brawled as the bell rings for the match to start.

“Ms. Money In The Bank” Megan Fox def. Lindsay Lohan via pinfall after the Transformer to retain her Money In The Bank Suitcase.

In the back, Erin Andrews interviews the new EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Porn Starz (Jenna Haze & Sasha Grey).

Andrews: I am here with the NEW EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions, Jenna Haze & Sasha Grey, The Porn Starz. Ladies, first off, I would like to say congratulations on winning the belts in the Four Team Gauntlet. But the one thing that is surprising is that in your second official match in EMW, you two are the champions.

Haze: Erin, me and Sasha had made a huge impact in Adult Entertainment and tonight we made our own impact in EMW by being the quickest team to become the EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions and…(in a seductive voice) the best is yet to come.

Grey: This is the message to the entire Women’s Tag Team Division in EMW, if you want to get the belts off of us; you better prepare yourselves because we can go all night long!

The Porn Starz then went over to give each other a kiss but instead they kiss their Tag Team title belts and laughed before they leave.

Cappetta: The following contest, scheduled for one fall is a Pinfall Count Anywhere match for the EMW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!



EMW World Tag Team Champions B-Generation X (Al Bundy & Bud Bundy) and Kelly Bundy make their arrival to the entrance ramp and getting a huge pop from the crowd.

Cappetta: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Kelly Bundy…From Chicago, Illinois, they are the EMW World Tag Team Champions…AL BUNDY…BUD BUNDY…B-GENERATION X!

Just as Al & Bud Bundy was about to enter the ring, The Street Fighters (Ken Masters & Ryu Hoshi) ran in and attacked B-Generation X from behind and a fight ensues between the two teams at ringside as the bell rings to start the match.

EMW World Tag Team Champions B-Generation X (Al Bundy & Bud Bundy) with Kelly Bundy def. The Street Fighters (Ken Masters & Ryu Hoshi) in a Pinfalls Count Anywhere match via pinfall when Al Bundy pinned Ken Masters after the Bundy Slam through the Spanish Broadcast table.

In the back, Carson Daly is standing by with EMW Cruiserweight Champion Derek Jeter.

Daly: I am here with the EMW Cruiserweight Champion Derek Jeter. Coming up next Derek, you will defend the EMW Cruiserweight title against Spiderman. Now both you and Spiderman are from New York City and…

Jeter then interrupts Daly,

Jeter: And the comparisons end here. Because I’m the only icon in New York City and not that masked freak. The reason why he wears a mask is basically to hide that ugly face he has. Me on the other hand have been on covers of GQ, Sports Illustrated and have scored with some of the most beautiful women in the world and up next, I will be the better wrestler than him when I walk out still the EMW Cruiserweight Champion.

Jeter then leaves as he makes his way to the ring.

Cappetta: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the EMW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!



Spiderman makes his arrival to the entrance stage and gets a huge pop from the crowd as he makes his way to the ring.

Cappetta: Introducing the challenger, from New York, New York weighing in at 167 pounds…THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN!

Spiderman jumped over the top rope and entered the ring and posed for the crowd before awaiting his opponent.



Derek Jeter makes his arrival to the entrance ramp with the EMW Cruiserweight title draped on his right shoulder then waved to the crowd as they boo Jeter loudly as he makes his way to the ring.

Cappetta: And his opponent, from New York City weighing in at 195 pounds, he is the EMW Cruiserweight Champion…DEREK JETER!

Jeter arrived to the ring and raises the EMW Cruiserweight title before handing it to EMW referee Will Frampton. Frampton then shows the belt to Spiderman and then raises the title belt before handing it to the ringside assistant before calling for the bell to start the match.

Spiderman def. EMW Cruiserweight Champion Derek Jeter via pinfall after the Spidey Splash from the top rope to become the NEW EMW Cruiserweight Champion.

In the back, Erin Andrews is standing by with Faith Lehane.

Andrews: I am here with one of the five participants in the Championship Scramble match for the EMW Women’s Championship, the former EMW Women’s Champion Faith Lehane. Faith, coming up next you have a chance to once again become the EMW Women’s Champion but at the same time, get your chance to get back at your former tag team partner in the process. Are you thinking about revenge or are you looking to be champion again?!

Faith: Erin, when I won the EMW Women’s title, it was the greatest moment of my life and I had Buffy to share the moment with me. Then slowly, everything began to change and Buffy started to change into a woman that I just don’t recognize. Buffy, you had your glory that you wanted so badly and now I’m going to take it away from you…

Suddenly, Buffy Summers ran in and attacked Faith Lehane from behind. Buffy then hits Faith with the Sunnydale DDT onto the concrete, busting her open. Buffy then picks up the Women’s title belt and leaves as EMTs check on Faith Lehane

From the Starlets broadcast booth at ringside, April O’Neil and Lita discussed what just happened and wonders what will it mean for the Championship Scramble Match. They then went over the rules to the Championship Scramble match.

Rules Of The EMW Women’s Championship Scramble
-- Two Starlets start in the ring.
-- Every 5 Minutes a new Starlet enters
-- If a Starlet scores a pinfall or submission over another starlet, she becomes the current champion.
-- Whoever’s the champion at the champion after the 20 minute time limit expires becomes the official champion.


Garcia: The following contest is a Scramble Match and it is for the EMW Women’s Championship!



The pyro explodes above Extreme-Vision as Blaze Fielding makes her way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of cheers as she slaps hands of some of the EMW fans.

Garcia: Introducing first, from the Mean Streets…BLAZE FIELDING!

Blaze then slides in the ring and did a pose to the roar of the crowd and then she awaits the competition.



Gina Carano makes her way to the ring and down the ramp as she gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.

Garcia: Making her way to the ring, from Las Vegas, Nevada…GINA “CONVICTION” CARANO!

Carano looks at Fielding with a sinister smile on her face as she enters the ring and EMW referee Sara Phillips calls for the bell to start the match.

Lindsay Lohan def. EMW Women’s Champion Buffy Summers, Blaze Fielding, Gina “Conviction” Carano and Trish Stratus in a Championship Scramble Match to become the NEW EMW Women’s Champion.

Order Of Entry:

Start: Blaze Fielding, Gina Carano
15:00 Trish Stratus
10:00 Buffy Summers
05:00 Lindsay Lohan

Order Of Decisions:
-- Gina Carano became the current champion at the 14:45 mark via submission when she made Blaze Fielding tap out to the Triangle Choke.
-- Trish Stratus became the current champion at the 11:08 mark via pinfall after she pinned Gina Carano after the Stratusfaction Bulldog.
-- Blaze Fielding became the current champion at 10:16 mark via pinfall after she pinned Gina Carano after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash.
-- Buffy Summers became the current champion at the 5:33 mark via pinfall after she pinned Blaze Fielding after the Sunnydale DDT.
-- Lindsay Lohan became the official champion at the 0:05 mark via pinfall after she pinned Blaze Fielding after Blaze hits Buffy Summers with the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash and then Lindsay hits the LiLoKO on Blaze with the LiLoKO afterwards and then pinned Blaze for the pinfall win.

From the ShowTime broadcast booth, Wade Needham announced that ShowTime’s first mega event is entitled Winter Mayhem and it will take place Sunday February 21st, 2010 from the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri.

A music video airs of the career highlights of Human Tornado, Michael Jordan and “The Day Walker” Blade in EMW and highlights of the events leading to the Triple Threat EMW World Heavyweight title match tonight.



Michael Jordan makes his arrival to the entrance stage to a thunderous pop from the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp and slap hands with some of the EMW fans before arriving to the ring. When he did arrived to the ring, he posed for the crowd as they continue to cheer him as Jordan awaits the other participants.



EMW World Heavyweight Champion “The Day Walker” Blade makes his arrival to the entrance stage alongside Abigail Whistler and is basically getting booed out of the building as Blade makes his walk to the ring. Once Blade arrived to the ring, he stares at the entire crowd as he continues to get booed and then he looks at Jordan as Jordan stares at Blade. Blade then awaits the final participant.



EMW World Heavyweight Champion Human Tornado arrives to the entrance ramp with the EMW World title around his waist and looks around the entire crowd and is basking in the huge ovation of cheers from the sold out Staples Center and then goes down the ramp and slap hands with some of the EMW fans before entering the ring. Once in the ring, Tornado does a little dance and holds up the EMW World Heavyweight title and looks at Blade and Jordan before Bruce Buffer makes the introductions of the participants.

Bruce Buffer: Ladies and gentleman, the participants are now in the ring…the battle is upon us as THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! This match is sanctioned by the EMW Board Of Directors and EMW Owner Theo Clardy and when the bell rings, your referee for the match is Nick Patrick! This match and event is sponsored by Electronic Arts Mass Effect 2 in stores January 26th for the XBOX 360 and by Pepsi Throwback "Refreshingly Retro" in stores for a limited time! AAAAAAAAAAAAND NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! This is the moment you have all been waiting for. LIVE! From the sold out Staples Center in Downtown Los Angeles, California…IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT’S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! A One Fall Triple Threat Match for the EMW Heavyweight Championship of the World! Introducing first, (points to Jordan) This man is from Charlotte, North Carolina by way of Chicago, Illinois and he weighs in tonight at 215 pounds. Here is the member of the Basketball Hall Of Fame and former two time EMW World Heavyweight Champion…HIS AIRNESS…MIIIIIICHEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL JOOOOOOOOOOORDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Jordan waves to the crowd as they cheer him and then Jordan stares at his opponents as Buffer continue the introductions.

Bruce Buffer: Introducing next, (points to Blade) he is accompanied tonight by Abigail Whistler. He weighs in at an even 200 pounds and currently lives in Detroit, Michigan. Here is the first ever 5 Time EMW World Heavyweight Champion in EMW history; ladies and gentlemen…he is THE DAY WALKER…BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!!!!

Blade stares at his opponents as the crowd boos him loudly as Buffer finishes the introductions.

Bruce Buffer: And finally, (points to Tornado) This man hails from Hollywood, Alabama and weighs in this evening at 170 pounds. Here is the man that has accomplished his dream at EMW MegaBrawl 3 and is now the current; reigning and defending EMW Heavyweight Champion of the World…he is THE HUMAN TOOOOOORNAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOO!!!

Tornado gets a thunderous ovation as he hands the EMW World Heavyweight title to Nick Patrick. Patrick then shows the belt to Jordan and Blade before holing the title high and then hands the belt to the ringside assistant. Patrick then calls for the bell to start the match.

EMW World Heavyweight Champion Human Tornado def. “The Day Walker” Blade and Michael Jordan in a Triple Threat Match via pinfall when Tornado pinned “The Day Walker” Blade after the DnD. During the match, Jordan knocked down Blade with the 23 Kick. Afterwards, it was Jordan and Tornado having a staredown and then The Street Fighters ran in to interfere and then Jordan hits a Suicide dive on both members of The Street Fighters. Afterwards, Blade went to hit Tornado with the Day Walker DDT but Tornado counters and hits Blade with the DnD and then pinned him for the win.
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