EMW November Pain
Sunday November 23rd, 2008
Madison Square Garden
New York City, New York
Wade: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EMW November Pain. This is the start of the final stretch to the Road to MegaBrawl 2 in Tokyo, Japan and Bobby what an event we have tonight!
Spade: You got that right, Wade. Tonight, we will find out if Jules Winnfield does have the heart and determination of a champion defending the gold against Terrell Owens. Plus, we got 4 other big title matches. This card is going to be one of the best cards EMW has produced and MegaBrawl 2 is next month, Wade!
Wade: That is right, but I have to mention what happened last Wednesday on ShowTime and that familiar laugh that Theo did to conclude the show…You don’t think…
Spade: Yeah, I was thinking the same way too. Well we are going to find out tonight if it’s really true.
Wade: Well, on that note, let’s go to Michael Buffer for the introductions to tonight’s first match.
Lindsay Lohan & Jessica Simpson def. The Vampire Slayers via pinfall when Lohan pinned Buffy Summers after the LiLoKO. With the win, Lohan & Simpson qualify for the Road To MegaBrawl 2 Women’s Battle Royal later in the night.
In the back, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield arrives to the arena and was approached by Russell Brand.
Brand: Jules Winnfield, as it was announced last Wednesday, the EMW World Heavyweight title match between you and Terrell Owens will have no outside interference and now it was announced that the match is No Disqualification and No Countouts.
Jules: Just up my alley, man! Besides, tonight will be ultimate message to all the doubters that I am worthy of being the champion and it is no fluke! T.O.’s going to get an ass kicking of a lifetime and wish he was still playing football.
Jules then leaves as Brand looks on.
Bud Bundy def. Michael Jordan with Brooke Adams via pinfall after the Bundy Stunner after Brooke Adams accidently hits Jordan with high heel as Jordan was holding Bud Bundy for Brooke to hit Bud with the shoe.
In the back, Russell Brand interviews EMW Internet Champion Tommy Vercetti.
Brand: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, the EMW Internet Champion Tommy Vercetti! Tommy, later tonight, you will be defending the title against the “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe. Last week, Rolfe pinned you during a 6 Person Tag Team match. Do you think that history will repeat itself?!
Vercetti: Russell, Rolfe defeated me last week, it’s no big deal. I won some matches, I lose some matches. That’s how things go. But tonight, it’s different because it’s all about the Internet Championship and I’m not planning to give up the title to anyone. Rolfe got lucky last week, but tonight; his luck will finally run out!
Vercetti then leaves to the back.
Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn) def. EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera) via pinfall when Olivia Munn pinned Christina Aguilera after the A.O.T.C-Attack Of The Clash (Styles Clash) to become the NEW EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions.
In the back, The Franchise is in their locker room and Michael Jordan is confronting Terrell Owens about Brooke’s involvement in the Michael Jordan vs. Bud Bundy match.
Jordan: You saw what happened, T.O.? Your woman cost me a match against Bud Bundy!
Brooke: I’ve told you I’m sorry! Bud moved out of the way. It was an accident!
Owens: Okay, okay, okay! Would you two stop it?! We can’t afford to be distracted tonight! Barry’s got his title shot to defend and I have a chance to get my title back! Plus, Brooke’s in the Road To MegaBrawl 2 Battle Royal tonight! We have to stay focus on the task at hand here.
Bonds: That’s right, T.O.! We can’t afford to be backtracked tonight.
Brooke: Well can I still be in Barry’s corner tonight?!
Jordan: Hell no! You cost me a match tonight, what makes you think you can’t do it again?!
Owens: Michael is right! Brooke, I’m sorry to say this but you have a huge match tonight and I can’t have a repeat of what happened earlier. So you can’t be at Barry’s corner tonight. Just as a pre-caution, baby! It’s nothing personal or anything, I really hope you understand.
Brooke: Well I do have a match tonight and I’m really sorry over what happened. But for you, I understand.
Owens: Thanks and besides, I need some motivation before my match tonight. As a matter of fact, why not we do that right now!
Brooke (smiling): Sounds like a plan.
Owens: Barry, your match is up next and you can have Michael with you at ringside.
Bonds: Alright, if you say so.
Barry Bonds and Michael Jordan then leave the locker room and head to the ring.
Barry Bonds with Michael Jordan def. Al Bundy via pinfall after Jordan tripped Bundy as Bundy was suplexing Bonds back to the ring and then hanged onto Bundy’s leg while the referee wasn’t looking to keep the EMW World Heavyweight title shot at MegaBrawl 2.
In the back, Russell Brand interviews “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding.
Brand: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the #1 Contender for the EMW Women’s Championship, “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding. Blaze, tonight you have another chance to get the title that you haven’t won in EMW, the EMW Women’s Championship and you will face a very determined Champion in Lara Croft. What’s going through your mind right now for your match tonight?!
Blaze: My mind is focus and my will is strong. I respect Lara Croft and it is an honor to face her for the Women’s title tonight but when that bell rings, I only see Lara as a obstacle between me and the Women’s title. I came so close last month at Throwdown Royale, but this time I will take advantage and become the EMW Women’s Champion!
Friday (Craig Jones & Smokey) def. EMW World Tag Team Champions The Street Fighters (Ken Masters & Ryu Hoshi) via pinfall when Craig Jones pinned Ryu Hoshi after the Running Powerbomb to become the NEW EMW World Tag Team Champions.
In the back, a limousine has pulled up in the parking lot but no one is coming out. From the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade & Spade wondered if the person inside the limo is the new signee that will shake EMW to it’s foundation.
“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe def. EMW Internet Champion Tommy Vercetti via pinfall after the Codebreaker to become the NEW EMW Internet Champion.
In the back, a split screen was shown of Blade and Terrell Owens warming up for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship match from their respective locker rooms.
Trish Stratus won the 20 Woman “Road To MegaBrawl 2” Battle Royal by last eliminating Lindsay Lohan to earn an EMW Women’s Title shot at EMW MegaBrawl 2. Other participants in the match were: Lita, Alyssa Milano, Jessica Alba, Rose McGowan, Tila Tequila, Veronica Mars, Stripperella, Torrie Wilson, Ashley Massaro, Avril Lavinge, Candy Cane, Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian, Haylie Duff, Hilary Duff, Brooke Adams, Beatrix Kiddo, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson. With the runner-up finish, Lindsay Lohan earned an EMW Women’s Tag Team title shot at MegaBrawl 2.
Order Of Elimination:
-- Ashley Massaro eliminated by Candy Cane after Cane threw Ashley over the top rope.
-- Haylie Duff eliminated by Jessica Alba after Alba clotheslined Haylie over the top rope.
-- Veronica Mars eliminated by Lindsay Lohan after Lohan tossed Mars over the top rope.
-- Kim Kardashian eliminated by Stripperella after Stripperella threw Kim over the top rope.
-- Torrie Wilson eliminated by Beatrix Kiddo after Beatrix threw Torrie over the top rope.
-- Avril Lavinge eliminated by Trish Stratus after Trish tossed Avril over the top rope.
-- Rose McGowan eliminated by Jessica Simpson after Jessica clotheslined threw Rose over the top rope.
-- Alyssa Milano eliminated by Lindsay Lohan after Lindsay tossed Alyssa over the top rope.
-- Hilary Duff eliminated by Lita after Lita threw Hilary over the top rope.
-- Candy Cane eliminated by Stripperella after Stripperella threw Cane over the top rope.
-- Beatrix Kiddo eliminated by Trish Stratus after Trish clotheslined Beatrix over the top rope.
-- Tila Tequila eliminated by Jessica Simpson after Jessica threw Tila over the top rope.
-- Stripperella eliminated by Lindsay Lohan after Lindsay tossed Stripperella over the top rope.
-- Brooke Adams eliminated by Lita after Lita threw Brooke over the top rope.
-- Carmen Electra eliminated by Trish Stratus after Trish threw Carmen over the top rope.
-- Jessica Alba eliminated by Lindsay Lohan after Lindsay threw Alba over the top rope.
-- Jessica Simpson eliminated by Lindsay Lohan after Lindsay accidently clotheslined Jessica over the top rope.
-- Lindsay Lohan eliminated by Trish Stratus after Trish tossed Lindsay over the top rope after Lindsay eliminated Jessica Simpson.
In the back, Lara Croft is seen warming up for her EMW Women’s title defense against Blaze Fielding. Afterwards, Blaze Fielding is seen warming up for the match in a different location in the backstage area.
Blade vs. 50 Cent ended in a Double Disqualification when both men used weapons on each other and then both men then knocked down the referee and continued brawling all the way to the backstage area where security ran in to break up the fight.
EMW Women’s Champion Lara Croft def. “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding via pinfall with a rollup to counter Blaze’s pin attempt after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash. After the match, Croft extended his hand to Blaze. Blaze hesitated a bit because she had suffered a crushing loss but she decided to accept the handshake before leaving the ring to let Croft celebrate in the ring.
In the back, Torrie Wilson interviewed Terrell Owens.
Torrie: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the #1 Contender for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship, Terrell Owens. T.O., you have a chance to regain the EMW World Championship against the same man that took the title…
Owens: You mean, stole the title from me. Get it right, Torrie. Tonight, there will be justice in this world and order will be restored because I will take back the title I’ve never lost from a common thief known as Jules Winnfield. Tonight, Jules your 15 minutes of fame will come to a tragic end and The Franchise’s reign over EMW will continue and will stay that way for a long, long time! Oh, one more thing, me and The Franchise will send their heart-felt wishes to Kelly Bundy and hopes for her to have a speedy recovery. Trust me when I say this, in your situation, it wouldn’t be nice to have a dropped call.
Owens then laughed as he leaves as Torrie looked on in disgust.
The Rock won the 20 Man “Road To MegaBrawl 2” Battle Royal by last eliminating Tony Montana to earn an EMW Women’s Title shot at EMW MegaBrawl 2. Other participants in the match were: John McClane, Rocky Balboa, Apollo Creed, Dave from Code Monkeys, Jerry from Code Monkeys, “Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von, Sabu, The Sandman, Terry Funk, Tony Montana, Nathan Explosion, Jay, Silent Bob, Dave Chappelle, Carlos Mencia, Ace Ventura, McLovin, “The Masterpiece” Chris Masters and Dane Cook. With the runner-up finish, Tony Montana earned an EMW Women’s Tag Team title shot at MegaBrawl 2.
Order Of Elimination:
-- Nathan Explosion eliminated by Marcus Cor Von when Cor Von dumped Explosion over the top rope.
-- Dave (Code Monkeys) eliminated by Chris Masters when Masters press slammed Dave over the top rope.
-- Ace Ventura eliminated by Marcus Cor Von when Cor Von clotheslined Ventura over the top rope.
-- Jerry (Code Monkeys) eliminated by Chris Master when Masters clotheslined Jerry over the top rope. After Masters eliminated Jerry, Masters and Cor Von realized they were cleaning house and it became a “Can You Top This?!” moment.
-- Silent Bob eliminated by Marcus Cor Von when Cor Von clotheslined Silent Bob over the top rope.
-- The Sandman eliminated by Chris Masters when Masters clotheslined Sandman over the top rope.
-- Dane Cook eliminated by Marcus Cor Von when Cor Von tossed Cook over the top rope.
-- Terry Funk eliminated by Chris Masters when Masters threw Funk over the top rope.
-- Jay eliminated by Marcus Cor Von when Cor Von tossed Jay over the top rope. After Cor Von eliminated Jay, Masters and Cor Von began to brawl with each other.
-- Chris Masters and Marcus Cor Von were both eliminated by The Rock when Rock dumped both men over the top rope as they were brawling.
-- Apollo Creed eliminated by Carlos Mencia after Mencia threw Apollo over the top rope
-- McLovin eliminated by John McClane after McClane clotheslined McLovin over the top rope.
-- Sabu eliminated by Tony Montana after Montana tossed Sabu over the top rope.
-- Rocky Balboa eliminated by Carlos Mencia after Mencia clotheslined Balboa over the top rope.
-- Dave Chappelle eliminated by Carlos Mencia after Mencia accidently clotheslined Chappelle over the top rope as Chappelle was holding John McClane for Mencia.
-- Carlos Mencia eliminated by John McClane when McClane tossed Mencia over the top rope as Mencia and Chappelle are arguing over the incident.
-- John McClane eliminated by Tony Montana when Montana tossed McClane over the top rope after McClane eliminated Mencia.
-- Tony Montana eliminated by The Rock when Rock threw Montana over the top rope.
A promo airs of the sights and sounds of Tokyo mixed in with images of some of the EMW Superstars and the voice over announced that EMW MegaBrawl 2 will take place on Sunday December 21st from the sold out Tokyo “Egg” Dome in Tokyo, Japan.
“Blueprint 2” by Jay-Z hits as EMW Owner Theo Clardy and EMW General Manager make their way to the ring to a monster pop from the crowd. Once Clardy and Gold arrived to the ring, Clardy was handed the microphone by Michael Buffer and Clardy addresses the crowd.
Clardy: NEW YORK CITY, HOW’S EVERYBODY FEELING, TONIGHT?!
The crowd pops and then when it died done Clardy speaks again.
Clardy: Well first and foremost, I am happy to announce that right here that Madison Square Garden will be the location for EMW’s Summer Extravaganza, SummerJam 2K9!!
The crowd pops for the announcement and then when the pop died down, Clardy continued.
Clardy: And now for the business in hand, recently I went back to Los Angeles to be apart of the biggest signee EMW has ever had. It took long negotiations and a schedule conflict or two, but when we went to business in hand, we were on the same page and this is a man who is truly a legend and will raise the bar as far as the standard goes here in EMW. So without any further ado, it is my honor to introduce…
Suddenly, “Fabulous” by Fergie feat. Ludacris hits and out comes Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to huge heat from the New York crowd.
Wade: Come on! Are Theo and Ari serious?! Did they just sign Heidi and Spencer?!
Spade: Well obviously this isn’t the response Theo and Ari was going for if it’s true.
Once Heidi and Spencer arrived in the ring, Heidi grabbed a microphone and speaks.
Heidi: Well, Heidi and Spencer have arrived in EMW!
Clardy: Hold on a second, both of you are NOT the new superstars in EMW.
Heidi: But why not?! We want to be here and what we want we get. We have been calling you and Ari relentless for a contract here.
Clardy: Listen, Tweedledee and Tweedledumbass, read my lips…NO FUCKIN’ WAY!
Spencer: Well there is no one here that will stack up to the both of us!
Clardy: Are you sure?! Because the newest EMW Superstar has one heck of a resume in not only Hollywood, but in CAW as well.
Heidi: I don’t know what CAW is, but one thing is for sure. There is no one that is bigger than the both of us…NOBODY!
Clardy: You really think so?! Well let me introduce to you and to everyone here to the newest superstar of EMW, he is an SNL alum, star of many classic movies like Coming To America, Trading Places and the Shrek and Beverly Hills Cop Franchises and he’s the first man to become the Slam n’ Jam World Heavyweight Champion, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EMW, EDDIE MURPHY!!!!!
“Party All The Time” by Eddie Murphy hits as Eddie Murphy makes his way to the ring to a monster pop from the crowd. Murphy arrived to the ring and shook Theo’s hand and then shook Ari’s hand but Heidi interrupts Murphy.
Heidi: Is this who you sign to EMW?! It’s pretty pathetic if you ask me. Well, if we can’t be in EMW, then we will ruin your little party. Spencer, attack him!
Spencer then went after Murphy but Murphy got the upperhand and attacked Spencer before hitting Spencer with the Beverly Hills Crusher and then throws Spencer to the outside. Heidi then quickly went out of the ring and helped Spencer to the back as Eddie Murphy celebrated in the ring with the crowd cheering him and Clardy and Gold applauding Murphy as well.
In the back, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield leaves the locker room and is heading to the ring. We then see Terrell Owens leaving The Franchise Locker Room and is heading to the ring all alone.
A video package is shown highlighting the events leading into tonight’s EMW World Heavyweight Championship Match between champion Jules Winnfield and challenger Terrell Owens.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jules Winnfield def. Terrell Owens in an Extreme Rules Match via pinfall after the Inglewood Jack after countering Owens’s attempt at the Playmaker. After the match, Jules Winnfield celebrates his title win and then the rest of The Franchise arrived and attacked Winnfield from behind. The Bundys then ran in and saved Winnfield. Winnfield joined in the fight and got the upperhand in the fight and then sent The Franchise to the outside. Al Bundy then handed the EMW World Heavyweight title to Jules and shook his hand then Jules and The Bundys celebrated in the ring to end the show.
