Ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta introduced Three Six Mafia who performed “That’ll Work” along with Juvenile and The Alchemist as footage from the past couple of months leading up to tonight’s EMW November Pain is played on Extreme-Vision.

Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, we are heading closer in the Road To MegaBrawl 3 as we present EMW November Pain from the sold out Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I’m Michael Buffer alongside Fred Durst at ringside and tonight for the first time ever in EMW history, we will have a Gang Warfare match but as we just read on the EMW website and on The Venue, one of the participants in that match is missing in action.

Buffer: But still with that mishap, we still got a blockbuster card for you tonight as we send it to Gary Michael Capetta and the introductions of the first match of the night.

Blaze Fielding, Torrie Wilson & Kelly Bundy make their way to the ring to a good pop from the crowd.

Blaze, Torrie and Kelly entered the ring and then posed for the crowd before awaiting their opponents. 

 Jessica Alba and the Punk-Teacher Alliance (Candy Cane & Miss Spencer) make their arrival to the ring to some good heat from the crowd.

Cappetta: And their opponents, first from Los Angeles, California…JESSICA ALBA! Her partners from Canada…CANDY CANE…MISS SPENCER…THE PUNK-TEACHER ALLIANCE!

Alba and the PTA then arrived in the ring and then posed for the crowd who are still booing them and then the bell sounds for the start of the match.

Blaze Fielding, Torrie Wilson & Kelly Bundy def. Jessica Alba & The Punk-Teacher Alliance (Candy Cane & Miss Spencer) via pinfall when Blaze Fielding pinned Miss Spencer after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash.

In the parking lot, EMW Owner Theo Clardy was shown arriving to the arena along with the three man team that will represent The Extreme Forces in the Gang Warfare Match: Al Bundy, EMW Cruiserweight Champion and 2009 Throwdown Royale Winner Human Tornado & EMW International Champion Terrell Owens.

A video package is shown of the happenings that lead to the Bruce Lee vs. JBL match with the winner challenging Chuck Norris at MegaBrawl 3. 

The trademark long horn limousine of JBL arrives next to the entrance stage and then when the limo is parked, the limo driver exits the car and goes to the passenger side and then opens the door and out comes John Bradshaw Layfield has he makes his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos from the Las Vegas crowd.

JBL arrives in the ring and poses for the fans and they still boo him as Bradshaw took off his cowboy hat and jacket and awaits his opponent.

Bruce Lee makes his arrival to the entrance stand and did a pose and a couple of standing spin kicks before making his way to the ring.

Bruce Lee then enters the ring but was attacked by JBL as the bell rings to start the match.

In the back, EMW Women’s Champion Faith Lehane was talking with a female production crew member until Gina Carano attacked her from behind but Faith fought back and then security officials ran in to separate Faith and Gina.

Bud Bundy makes his way to the ring to a great ovation from the crowd as he walks down the entrance ramp and slap hands with some of the EMW fans.

Bundy arrives to the ring and poses for the crowd before he awaits his opponent.

The Punisher makes his way to the ring to a massive ovation of boos from the crowd as The Punisher looks around the entire crowd with a disgusted scowl on his face.

Punisher enters the ring and then stares at Bud Bundy as Bud does the same to The Punisher then the bell rings for the start of the match.

In the parking lot of the Thomas & Mack Center, Zangeif, Blitz & Steve Wilkos was shown arriving and they were met by NIWA Commissioner Bob Barker and they leave to talk strategy for the match.

Lindsay Lohan arrives on the entrance stage getting some huge heat from the Vegas crowd as she poses and gold pyro shoots up behind her as she walks down the ramp.

Lohan then arrives to the ring and goes to the second turnbuckle and looks around the entire crowd who is still booing her loudly. Lohan then climbed down and awaits her opponent. 

Megan Fox makes her arrival to the entrance ramp and posed for the crowd before making her way to the ring and slapping hands with some of the EMW fans as the crowd gives Fox a great ovation of cheers.

Fox arrives to the ring and posed to the crowd before staring at her former dWo teammate, Lindsay Lohan. The bell then sounds as the match is about to begin.

In the back, Carmen Electra is standing by with members of The Extreme Forces (Human Tornado, Al Bundy & Terrell Owens).

Tornado: Carmen, I don’t think it changes a damn thing. Blade has to have one of the worst excuses of all time to duck out of the Gang Warfare match at the last minute because he knows that once we eliminate that punk Blitz and the Russian Musclehead, Zangeif…Blade would be all alone against the three of us with nowhere to go and nowhere to hide in the Elimination Chamber. But that’s okay because we would gladly take out Blade’s little puppets in the Gang Warfare Match.

Bundy: Elite Mafia…You wanted a war…You got a War…But this will be a war that you can’t win. On a personal note, I know that somewhere Michael Jordan and our General Manager Tony Stark is watching and we want to wish them speedy recoveries and we are dedicating this match to them!

In the ring, Gary Michael Capetta is ready to make the introductions for the next match.

Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall is a Hardcore Triple Threat match to determine the #1 Contender for the EMW World Tag Team Championship!

Code Monkeys (Dave & Jerry) arrive on the entrance ramp and ran down the entrance ramp getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The Code Monkeys slid into the ring and posed for the crowd before awaiting their opponents.

*HELLO I’M THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC! I REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO!*

 Critic n’ Nerd (“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe & “The Nostalgia Critic” Doug Walker) step onto the entrance stage getting some good heat from the crowd as they make their way to the ring.

Critic n’ Nerd entered the ring and get a mixed reaction from the crowd as they await the last team.

Shady Aftermath make their arrival to the entrance ramp and then posed for the crowd as they give Shady Aftermath a great ovation as they head to the ring.

Shady Aftermath entered the ring and posed for the crowd before they look at the two other teams as the bell rings to start the match.

A video package is shown of the highlights of the EMW World Tag Team Championship Tournament showing how The Street Fighters and the team of Tommy Vercetti & Spiderman got to tonight’s finals for the EMW World Tag Team Championship.

Carmen: Street Fighters, in a matter of moments you two will face Tommy Vercetti & Spiderman in the finals of the EMW World Tag Team Championship Tournament. Now from what we heard last Friday, Tommy and Spidey don’t think that your career accomplishments won’t be enough for you to beat them for the belts tonight. Do you guys response from those comments?!

Ryu: Vercetti…Spiderman…It is worst enough for the both of you to get involved in Elite Mafia business. But it’s another thing to think that you can beat us for the belts because you will suffer pain…you will suffer agony and you will suffer defeat in the hands of The Street Fighters and the tag team titles are coming home to The Elite Mafia!

In the ring, Gary Michael Capetta is ready to make the introductions for the next match.

Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall is the finals of the EMW World Tag Team Championship Tournament! 

The Street Fighters (Ken Masters & Ryu Hoshi) arrive on the entrance stage and got some huge heat from the crowd as they make their way to the ring and started trash talking to the crowd.

The Street Fighters arrived to the ring and continue to talk trash to the fans as they await their opponents.

Spiderman and Tommy Vercetti arrived on the entrance stage and get a huge pop from the crowd. They then stand on the entrance stage and posed then a huge pyro display explodes on the entrance stage behind then as they make their way to the ring.

Vercetti and Spiderman enters the ring but was attacked by The Street Fighters as the bell rings to start the match.

Tommy Vercetti & Spiderman def. The Street Fighters (Ken Masters & Ryu Hoshi) in the finals of the EMW World Tag Team Championship Tournament via pinfall when Spiderman pinned Ryu Hoshi after Vercetti hits Ryu with the Vice City Crusher and afterwards Spiderman hits Ryu with the Spidey Splash from the top rope to become the NEW EMW World Tag Team Champions.

A video package is shown highlighting the events that leads to tonight’s Last Starlet Standing EMW Women’s Championship match between Faith Lehane and Gina Carano.

In the back, Carmen Electra is with Faith Lehane.

Carmen: Faith, you had been attacked in recent weeks and earlier tonight by Gina Carano. But tonight you face Gina Carano in the first ever Last Starlet Standing Match with no sneak attacks due to the fact that it was ordered by EMW Owner Theo Clardy after what happened earlier tonight if Carano attacks you before the match, she will lose her title shot.

Faith: Carmen, eventhough that she has gotten my number, it proves that straight up; she can’t beat me so she’s starting to get desperate. She also thinks that Last Starlet Standing is her environment, but I have been fighting my whole life. Gina, you might try to choke me out, you may attack me from behind but I will not stay down. Tonight, the only one that will stay down is you and I will walk out STILL the Women’s Champion!

Faith Lehane then leaves as she heads to the ring.

In the ring, Gary Michael Capetta is ready to make the introductions for the next match.

Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a LAST STARLET STANDING MATCH for the EMW WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP! The only way to win is to beat your opponent badly enough that the person will not respond to the referee’s count of 10.

Gina Carano arrives on the entrance ramp and makes her way down to the ring to a mixed reaction. Carano then enters the ring and starts to warm up as she awaits her opponent. 

The crowd erupts with cheers as EMW Women’s Champion Faith Lehane appears on the entrance stage. Faith then raises the EMW Women’s Championship in the air as the crowd goes nuts. She then drapes the title over her shoulder before heading to the ring and slapping hands with some of the EMW fans. Faith then enters the ring and raises the EMW Women’s title again before Capetta can introduce the participants.

Cappetta: Introducing first, the challenger. From Las Vegas, Nevada…GINA “CONVICTION” CARANO!

Carano gets a mixed reaction as she stares at Lehane.

Cappetta: And her opponent, residing in Boston, Massachusetts…She is the EMW Women’s Champion…FAITH LEHANE!

Faith raises the EMW Women’s Championship belt as she gets a huge ovation from the crowd. Faith then hands the title belt to EMW referee Daniel Robles. He then shows the title to Carano and then Robles raises the EMW Women’s Title belt high for all to see before handing it to a ringside assistant before calling for the bell to start the match.

EMW Women’s Champion Faith Lehane def. Gina Carano in a Last Starlet Standing Match via decision when Buffy Summers made her surprising return and knocked out Carano with a vicious steel chair shot and then revives Lehane as the referee counts 10 on Carano. After the match, Buffy and Faith hugged in the middle of the ring and then Buffy raised Faith’s hand and then when Faith turned around Buffy got the same steel chair and as Faith turned around, BUFFY KNOCKED OUT FAITH WITH THE STEEL CHAIR BUSTIN HER WIDE OPEN! The crowd is in complete shock as Buffy looks down at an unconscious  Faith Lehane and then leaves the ring with an almost Zombie like look on her face as EMTs check on Lehane.

A video package is shown highlighting the past matches between The Pop Icons and Team G4 leading to tonight’s EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship match.

Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall is for the EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship! 

The Pop Icons arrive on the entrance stage and poses for the crowd as they give them a monster pop. They then head down the ramp and slap hands with some of the EMW fans.

Cappetta: Introducing first, the challengers. From Kentwood, Louisiana and Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania respectively…BRITNEY SPEARS…CHRISTINA AGUILERA…THE POP ICONS!

The Pop Icons arrived to the ring and posed again to get more cheers from the crowd as they await their opponents.

Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn) make their way to the ring showing off with the EMW Women’s Tag Team titles on their shoulders and getting a mixed reaction from the crowd but they were mostly boos.

Cappetta: And their opponents. They are the EMW World Tag Team Champions! From Los Angeles, California…Morgan Webb…Olivia Munn…TEAM G4!

Team G4 entered the ring and poses for the crowd who is still giving them a mixed reaction. Team G4 then hands the title belts to EMW referee Sheri Daniels. She then shows the title to The Pop Icons and then Daniels raises the EMW Women’s Tag Team titles high for all to see before handing it to a ringside assistant before calling for the bell to start the match.

EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn) def. The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera) via pinfall when Olivia Munn pinned Britney Spears after the A.T.O.C. after Webb hits Spears with a pair of brass knuckles to the back of the head as Spears set up Munn for the Womanizer as referee Sheri Daniels was telling Christina Aguilera to get to her corner.

On ExtremeVision, a commercial airs for EMW MegaBrawl 3 which shows some shots of Vice City mixed in with EMW action and then reveals that MegaBrawl 3 will take place Sunday December 20^th from the Hyman Memorial Stadium in Downtown Vice City.

In the ring, we see the Elimination Chamber being lowered to the ring for the first ever Gang Warfare Match. From the broadcast table at ringside, Michael Buffer and Fred Durst went over the rules for the Gang Warfare match.

-- When both teams enter the ring, two men can enter the ring (one for each team), while the rest will be put in personal chambers.
-- Every 2:00, a superstar will exit the chamber and join in the battle.
-- The chamber doors will open at random leaving any team with a possible advantage.
-- Eliminations can happen via pinfall, submission or knockout and they can happen at anytime.
-- The match ends where all 3 members of one team has been eliminated.
-- Two Teams of Three EMW Superstars with each team having a Special Enforcer.

The Elimination Chamber is now lowered and Bruce Buffer is in the ring to make the introductions

Bruce Buffer: LLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARRRRRRRRREEEEEE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEE!!!! From the sold-out Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada…This is the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!!! This is the first ever Gang Warfare Match! Two teams enter the demonic Elimination Chamber and only one team will survive as the supreme team of the Chamber. This is a battle between The Elite Mafia whose plans are to take over EMW and the Extreme Forces, EMW’s first line of defense against The Elite Mafia. And now from the sold out Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada….IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT’S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!

The Elite Mafia (Zangief, Blitz & Steve Wilkos) alongside JTH make their arrival to the stage and then make their way to the ring to monster heat from the crowd.

B. Buffer: Introducing first, team number one. They are accompanied to the ring by their Enforcer, “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH…First off, from the rough streets of Chicago, Illinois…weighing in at 238 pounds…He is the man that is taking the place of his tag team partner of The Security, the EMW World Heavyweight Champion “The Day Walker” Blade…He is STEEEEEEEEVEEEE WILLLLLLLLLLKOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS! His partners, first from parts unknown and weighs in tonight at 206 pounds…A former NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion and a former NIWA World Heavyweight Champion…He is BLLLLLLIIIIIIIITTTTTZZZZZZ! And finally, from Moscow, Russia and weighs in a massive 395 pounds… He is a master of Sambo and he is the master of the Russian National Slam and the Russian National Throw…He is a former DWA World tag Team Champion and the 1^st ever NIWA World Heavyweight Champion…He is ZAAAAAAAAANGIIIIIIIEEEEEEEFFFFF!!!!! Together they are part of The ELIIIIIIIIIITEEEEE MAAAAAAAFIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

The Elite Mafia enters the chamber and then Blitz decides to stay in the ring while Zangief and Steve Wilkos get into their chamber pods. 

The Extreme Forces (Human Tornado, Al Bundy & Terrell Owens) arrive on the entrance ramp alongside “Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels and getting huge cheers from the crowd as they make their way to the ring.

B. Buffer: And now, introducing the opponents! They are accompanied to the ring by their enforcer, “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels! First, from Alexander City, Alabama and he weighs in at 218 pounds. This man is a former EMW World Heavyweight Champion, a former NIA World Heavyweight Champion and a former NIWA World Junior Light Heavyweight Champion and he is #81 for the Buffalo Bills. Here is the current EMW Internet Champion, TERRRRREEEEEELLLLLLLLLL OOOOOOOOOWWEEEEEENS!!!!! His partners, first from Chicago, Illinois and he weighs in at 238 pounds. This man is a former 2 Time EMW World Heavyweight Champion, the longest reigning EMW World Heavyweight Champion and a former EMW World Tag Team Champion. Here is the Polk High legend, ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! And finally, from Hollywood, Alabama weighing in at 171 pounds. This man is a former two time PWG World Heavyweight Champion and the man who last month has won the 2009 Throwdown Royale Match thus earning an EMW World Heavyweight Championship opportunity at MegaBrawl 3, here is the current EMW Cruiserweight Champion, here is THE HUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN TOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOO!!!! Ladies and gentlemen, these men represent THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Tornado, Bundy and Owens then enter the chamber and then Terrell Owens enters the ring as Bundy and Tornado get to their Chamber pods as  the chamber door is locked shut and EMW Head Official Nick Patrick calls for the bell to start the match.

The Extreme Forces (Human Tornado, Al Bundy & Terrell Owens) with “Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels def. The Elite Mafia (Zangief Blitz & Steve Wilkos) with “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH in the Gang Warfare Match with Human Tornado as the sole survivor.

Order Of Entrance To The Ring:
1. Blitz

2. Terrell Owens

3. Steve Wilkos

4. Human Tornado

5. Zangief

6. Al Bundy

Order Of Elimination:

-- Steve Wilkos eliminated by Terrell Owens via pinfall with the Buffalo Boot followed by The T.O. Elbow.

-- Al Bundy eliminated by Zangief via pinfall after the Russian National Slam.

-- Terrell Owens eliminated by Blitz via pinfall after the All Out Blitz.

-- Blitz eliminated by Human Tornado via pinfall after the DnD.

-- Zangief eliminated by Human Tornado via pinfall after the Cancun Tornado (Twisting Corkscrew Press) from the top of one of the chambers after JTH accidently hits Zangief with a steel chair after hitting HBK with a steel chair and then knocking out outside referee Bill Thomas with the Wrestlemania Kick and then taking the keys to the Chamber and then locking himself in the chamber leaving HBK to not enter the Chamber. Afterwards, JTH and Zangief attacked Tornado and then Zangief held Tornado as JTH was going to hit Tornado with the steel chair but Tornado escapes and the chair hits Zangief as HBK found the bolt cutters and broke the lock and entered the chamber. HBK then hits JTH with Sweet Chin Music as Tornado hits the Cancun Tornado for the pinfall win.