Wednesday October 7th, 2009
US Airways Center
Phoenix, Arizona
From
the arena, the fireworks explode from the entrance stage and the
cameras pan through the sold out crowd going nuts as “All Nightmare
Long” by Metallica, the official theme for EMW ShowTime booms through
the PA system. From the broadcast booth at ringside, Michael Buffer
& Fred Durst welcomed everyone to the show.
Buffer:
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of EMW ShowTime as we
are heading closer to Next Sunday’s Throwdown Royale: The Lethal
Lottery! Michael Buffer alongside Fred Durst as we are LIVE! from the
sold out US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona and Fred what a
blockbuster main event as the EMW World Tag Team Championship is on the
line in a Hardcore Tag Team Three Way Dance.
Durst:
This main event is a blockbuster because it will be the champions Shady
Aftermath taking on Critic & Nerd and check out the third team in
the match, the two men that will go to battle for the EMW World
Heavyweight Championship at Throwdown Royale, EMW World Heavyweight
Champion Michael Jordan and the #1 Contender for the World Title Al
Bundy!
John Bradshaw Layfield def. Speed Racer in a Lethal Lottery Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Clothesline From Hell.
In
the back, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan makes his
arrival to the arena and then was approached by Carmen Electra.
Carmen:
Michael, I just want to know your thoughts about teaming up with the
man that you will be defending your title against at Throwdown Royale
in a Hardcore Triple Threat Tag Team Match for the EMW World Tag Team
titles later tonight.
Jordan:
Anytime, I’m going after a title, I know that I’ll be focused on
winning it. But since what happened last week, I want to know what Al’s
head is at.
Suddenly, Al Bundy appeared and confronted Jordan.
Bundy:
Michael, you knew that I had your back last week and if it cost you the
match, I apologize for that. But tonight, we have to get along because
we have a chance to become EMW World Tag Team Champions. The only
titles that neither you nor I have ever held in EMW. You want to know
if I have your back tonight?! The answer is yes, I do have your back
tonight.
Jordan: That’s all that I need to know, but just like you said a couple of weeks back. After the match, all bets are off!
Jordan then leaves as Bundy and Electra looked on as we go to commercial.
(Commercial Break)
Eddie Murphy def. Dhalsim via pinfall in a Lethal Lottery Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Beverly Hills Crusher.
In
the back, EMW Women’s Champion Faith Lehane & EMW Women’s Tag Team
Champions The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera) are
seen making their way to the ring. They will be in action in a Six
Woman Tag Team Match up next against Lara Croft & Team G4 (Morgan
Webb & Olivia Munn)
(Commercial Break)
Lara
Croft & Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn) def. EMW Women’s
Champion Faith Lehane & EMW Women’s Champion Faith Lehane & EMW
Women’s Tag Team Champions The Pop Icons (Britney Spears &
Christina Aguilera) via pinfall when Croft pinned Lehane after the Tomb
Raider Drop. Before the pinfall, Croft blind tag herself in as Faith
sets up Morgan Webb for the Twist Of Faith. After Faith hits the Twist
Of Faith, Croft hits the Tomb Raider Drop for the pinfall win.
(Commercial Break)
Tony
Montana def. Bud Bundy via pinfall in a Lethal Lottery Qualifying Match
after the Scarface Stabber after escaping Bud’s attempt at the Bundy
Stunner. After the match, Bud was seen leaving the ring and then was
approached by Carmen Electra who interviewed him.
Carmen: Bud, that was a very difficult loss and you were unable to qualify for the Lethal Lottery at Throwdown Royale…
Bud:
Carmen, I knew what happened just now. Lately, I haven’t been having
the best of luck lately. I thought for a moment that I’m going through
a slump, that I have lost my focus. But after this loss, I realized
that there’s something else. I just need some time to think about it.
Bud
then leaves to the back with his head down and then stopped at the
entrance stage and took a look at the crowd before leaving to the back.
(Commercial Break)
Back
from commercial, The Kings Of Wrestling (Jimmy King & Nacho Libre)
are in the ring. Jimmy King has microphone in hand and he begins to
speak.
King: Last week,
I was defeated by Spiderman in a Lethal Lottery Qualifying round. Now
myself and Nacho deserve to be apart of The Lethal Lottery so we went
to Tony Stark and request that we would take on anyone in the EMW
locker room and if we win, we will be entered in the Lethal Lottery and
by some luck if the person or persons win the match, that individual or
individuals has qualified for The Lethal Lottery. So if there is
anyone, we don’t care if it’s one, two, or maybe the damn army to come
to the ring and get the ass kicking of a lifetime courtesy of The Kings
of…
Suddenly, “Hell March” hits and out comes Gina Carano to the
ring to a surprisingly huge pop from the crowd. Carano enters the ring
and the referee calls for the bell to start the match.
Gina
Carano def. The Kings Of Wrestling (Jimmy King & Nacho Libre) in a
Lethal Lottery Qualifying Match via submission when Carano made King
tap out the Triangle Choke. After the match, Nacho Libre tried to
attack Carano, but ended up being locked in the Triangle Choke. Libre
then tapped out to the move. Carano then leaves the ring and looked at
her handy work with a smile on her face as she heads to the back.
In
the back, EMW World Tag Team Champions Shady Aftermath (Eminem & 50
Cent) is seen walking through a section backstage making their way to
the ring. Meanwhile, Critic & Nerd (“Angry Video Game Nerd” James
Rolfe & “Nostalgia Critic” Doug Walker) make their way to the ring
through a different corridor. Then we see Al Bundy is seen somewhere
backstage making his way to the ring and then we see EMW World
Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan warming up before picking up the
EMW World Heavyweight Championship belt and makes his way to the ring.
The Hardcore Tag Team Three Way Dance for the EMW World Tag Team
Championship is up next.
(Commercial Break)
From
the broadcast booth at ringside, Michael Buffer & Fred Durst
announced throughout last week, it was confirmed that Cosmo Kramer,
Captain Hook, Shredder and Casey Jones will join Chuck Norris as the
NIWA Superstars to be apart of the Throwdown Royal Match at Throwdown
Royale: The Lethal Lottery. They then introduce the latest name to be
confirmed for the Throwdown Royale, UFC legend, "The Huntington Beach
Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz
EMW
World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan & Al Bundy def. EMW World
Tag Team Champions Shady Aftermath (Eminem & 50 Cent) and Critic
& Nerd (“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe & “Nostalgia
Critic” Doug Walker) in a Hardcore Tag Team Three Way Dance to become
the NEW EMW World Tag Team Champions.
Order Of Elimination:
-- Shady Aftermath was eliminated when James Rolfe pinned Eminem after the Codebreaker.
-- Critic & Nerd eliminated when Al Bundy pinned Doug Walker after Jordan’s 23 Kick followed by the Bundy Slam.
After
the match, Bundy was handed the World Tag Team title belts and handed
one of the belts to Michael Jordan. Bundy then raises his World Tag
Team title belt high above his head which got a huge pop from the
crowd. Then Jordan raises both his World Tag Team title and then EMW
World Title to a slightly bigger pop. Both men then had a staredown in
the middle of the ring and then they shook hands before they celebrated
the title win as the show concludes for this week.
"Run This Town" by Jay Z feat. Rhianna & Kanye West from Jay Z's latest album "Blueprint 3" in stores now is the Official Theme Song for EMW Throwdown Royale 2K9: The Lethal Lotterty which takes place Sunday October 18th from Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, California.