EMW Throwdown Royale 2K9: The Lethal Lottery
Sunday October 18th, 2009
Dodger Stadium
Los Angeles, California

The trademark JBL limousine makes its arrival next to the entrance stage. The car is parked and the limousine driver exits the car and then opens the passenger’s door and out comes JBL to a thunderous ovation of boos from the sold out crowd as he makes his way to the ring.

JBL then arrived in the ring and then takes off his hat and waves to the crowd as they continue to boo him loudly.

The boos changed to thunderous cheers as 50 Cent is making his way to the ring.

50 Cent then enters the ring and poses for the crowd to some more cheers and then 50 Cent stares at JBL who stares at 50 right back. JBL and 50 Cent then look to the entrance way awaiting their opponents. 

Dhalsim then enters the ring and then focuses on 50 Cent and JBL as he awaits his partner.

Rocky Balboa is making his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of cheers from the crowd as Balboa is shadowboxing as he walks to the ring.

Rocky enters the ring and poses for the crowd before staring at his opponents as the bell rings to start the match.

In the back, EMW World Heavyweight Champion and EMW World Tag Team Champion Michael Jordan was seen earlier tonight arriving to the arena and makes his way to his locker room. When Jordan’s image appeared on ExtremeVision and on Dodger Stadium’s DiamondVision, the arena nearly exploded with cheers as Jordan arrived at his locker room.

Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall is a Lethal Lottery Tag Team Match in which the winners will advance to the Throwdown Royale Match! 

Human Tornado walks through the curtain and makes his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of cheers from the sold out Dodger Stadium crowd.

Tornado entered the ring and poses for the crowd that continues to give him a great ovation 

Terrell Owens makes his way to the ring to a surprisingly mixed reaction of the crowd but mostly boos.

Owens arrived to the ring and poses for the crowd that still gives him a mixed reaction and then he stares at Tornado before focusing on the aisleway for the arrival of he and Tornado’s opponents.

Jules Winnfield is making his way to the ring to a loud ovation of cheers from the crowd.

Winnfield arrived in the ring and stared at Owens and Tornado before he poses to the crowd and awaits his partner. 

Street Fighter Ken Masters makes his way to the ring and exchanged words with some of the EMW fans as he was given some big heat from the crowd.

Masters enters the ring and continues to talk trash to the crowd and then starts to talk trash to Tornado and Owens which sparked a brawl between both teams as the bell rings to start the match.

In the back, EMW World Tag Team Champion Al Bundy was seen earlier tonight arriving to the arena alongside his son Bud and daughter Kelly. Bundy then makes his way to his locker room. When Bundy’s image appeared on ExtremeVision and on Dodger Stadium’s DiamondVision, the arena nearly exploded with cheers as Bundy arrived at his locker room.

Capetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall is a Lethal Lottery Tag Team Match! 

Eminem makes his way to the entrance stage and poses for the crowd before making his way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers.

Cappetta: Introducing first, team number one. First representing Shady Aftermath, from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 185 pounds, he is EMINEM!

Eminem then enters the ring and goes to the second turnbuckle and poses for the crowd before awaiting his partner.

“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe is making his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd.

Rolfe enters the ring and goes to four corners of the ring posing for the crowd as they boo him loudly before Rolfe and Eminem await their opponents.

Street Fighter Ryu Hoshi makes his slow walk to the ring to some major heat from the crowd.

Ryu arrives in the ring and then warms up in the ring awaiting his partner.

Bruce Lee makes his way to the ring getting a great ovation of cheers from the crowd as Lee slaps hands with some of the EMW fans.

Lee enters the ring and poses for the crowd before focusing on his opposition as the bell rings to start then match.

In the back, Carmen Electra is standing by with EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera).

Britney: First off, it’s always good to be in LA and it’s awesome to be at Dodger Stadium. Now onto the subject at hand which is tonight and Team G4. Christina and I respect Team G4 as a team; they didn’t become the two time EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions by mistake. But we have proven to be great champions ourselves as tonight we have a chance to show Team G4 and the entire world that we are the top Women’s Tag Team in EMW and we will walk out STILL the EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions.

Britney and Christina then head to the ring as we go to Gary Michael Capetta for the introductions of the next match.

Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall is for the EMW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! 

Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn) make their way to the ring getting a mixed reaction from the crowd but they were mostly boos.

Team G4 entered the ring and poses for the crowd who is still giving them a mixed reaction. Team G4 then awaits their opponents.

EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions, The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera) make their way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd as they slap hands with some of the EMW fans.

The Pop Icons entered the ring and then poses with the Women’s Tag Team titles but then Team G4 attacked them from behind and the bell sounds for the start of the match.

In the back, Carmen Electra is standing by with Gina Carano.

Carano: You’re right, Carmen. At the end of summer, the dominance that I once had took some huge hits. First losing to Cris Cyborg for the Strikeforce Women’s title and then at SummerJam, I suffered my first loss in EMW. But I don’t sit there and mope about that, I refuel and go after the hunt again and this time, the hunt is bigger and the goal is bigger as well. Already I have made EMW history by being in the Lethal Lottery and tonight I have the chance to make more history and have a chance to be at Megabrawl and become the first ever female to become the EMW World Heavyweight Champion. Tonight, everyone will know that I will regain my dominance and no one is safe…NO ONE!

Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall is a Lethal Lottery Tag Team Match! 

Speed Racer arrives on the entrance stage and then runs down the entrance ramp.

Cappetta: Introducing first team number one. First, from Japan weighing in at 155 pounds, he is SPEED RACER!

Racer enters the ring and does a backflip off the second turnbuckle and then does his trademark pose to the roar of the packed Dodger Stadium crowd.

*HELLO I’M THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC…I REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO!*

“The Nostalgia Critic” Doug Walker makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.

Walker entered the ring and looked around the entire crowd that boos him loudly as he and Racer await their opponents. 

Eddie Murphy makes his way to the ring getting a huge ovation of cheers from the sold out LA crowd.

Murphy enters the ring and poses for the crowd as they give him a good ovation as Murphy awaits his partner.

Gina Carano is making her way to the ring to a mixed reaction of cheers and boos from the LA crowd as pyro shoots up behind her on the entrance stage.

Carano enters the ring and stares at Murphy before staring at Walker and Racer as the bell sounds for the start of the match.

Eddie Murphy & Gina Carano def. Speed Racer & “The Nostalgia Critic” Doug Walker via submission when Gina Carano made Doug Walker tap out to the Triangle Choke.

In the back, EMW World Heavyweight Champion and EMW World Tag Team Champion Michael Jordan is seen in his locker room getting prepared for his EMW World Heavyweight title defense against Al Bundy later tonight.

Tommy Vercetti makes his way to the ring and posed on the rampway as fire pyro shoots up from the entrance stage.

Cappetta: introducing first, team number one. First from Vice City, weighing in at 249 pounds…TOMMY VERCETTI!

Vercetti enters the ring and goes to the second turnbuckle and posed for the crowd who cheers him loudly. Vercetti then awaits his tag team partner for tonight.

Tony Montana makes his slow, methodical walk to the ring to a chorus of loud boos from the sold-out crowd.

Cappetta: And his partner, from Miami, Florida weighing in at 189 pounds, TONY MONTANA!

Montana then enters the ring and then Vercetti and Montana have an intense staredown but then focused on the aisleway as they await their opponents. 

Spiderman pops up from the entrance stage as pyro shoots up behind him and then he makes his way to the ring slapping hands with some of the EMW fans.

Spiderman then enters the ring and poses for the crowd to some more cheers before awaiting his partner for tonight.

“The Day Walker” Blade makes his arrival to the ring alongside Abigail Whistler to thunderous boos from the crowd as Blade makes his way to the ring.

Blade enters the ring and stares at his partner, Spiderman and then stares at Vercetti and Montana and then both teams brawled in the ring as the bell sounds for the start of the match.

A video package is shown of the recent events happening leading to the EMW Women’s Championship match between Faith Lehane against Lara Croft.

Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall is for the EMW WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP! 

Lara Croft makes her way to the ring and poses on the entrance ramp to a thunderous ovation of boos. Croft then makes her way down the ramp and she was exchanging words with some of the EMW fans before entering the ring. When Croft arrived to the ring she got on the second turnbuckle and posed for the crowd as they continue to boo her. Croft then awaits her opponent.

EMW Women’s Champion Faith Lehane arrives on the entrance ramp and then raises her Women’s title belt high above her head and got huge pop from the crowd. Faith then walked down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the EMW fans. Faith then enters the ring and raises the title once again before Capetta introduces the competitors.

Croft got some loud boos from the crowd when her name was introduced as Croft stares at Lehane.

Faith raises the EMW Women’s title belt after her name was introduced as the crowd cheers her. Faith then hands the title belt to referee William Jones. He then shows Croft the title before raising the title belt high for all to see before handing the title to the ringside assistant. Jones then calls for the bell to start the match.

On ExtremeVision, a commercial aired for the next EMW Mega Event entitled November Pain which will take place Sunday November 15^th, 2009 from The Sam Boyd Stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada.

A video package is shown highlighting the current events that happened leading into the EMW World Heavyweight Championship match between Michael Jordan and Al Bundy.

Buffer: LLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! It is now time for one half of our Double Main event at EMW Throwdown Royale: The Lethal Lottery and it is for the EMW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD! Tonight, the two pioneers of EMW go to battle for the company’s richest prize…It’s Jordan vs. Bundy for the World title. ARE YOU READY?! (Crowd Cheers)…DODGER STADIUM…ARE…YOU…RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY?! (Crowd Cheers Louder) For the thousands in attendance here at Dodger Stadium and the millions watching around the world…LLLLLLLLLLLET’S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Fireworks explode above Dodger Stadium as the crowd cheers in anticipation of this match. 

EMW World Tag Team Champion Al Bundy arrives on the entrance stage and does his touchdown pose for the crowd that is giving him a loud ovation of cheers from the crowd as pyro shoots up above ExtremeVision. Bundy then walks down the ramp and slaps hands with some of the EMW fans before entering the ring. Bundy then poses for the crowd once again before looking at the aisleway with a determined look on his face as he awaits his opponent.

EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan makes his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of cheers from the Dodger Stadium crowd as he slaps hands with some of the EMW fans. Jordan then enters the ring and raises the EMW World Heavyweight title belt for more cheers before Buffer can make the introductions.

Buffer: Introducing first the challenger. He wears his traditional Polk High #33 uniform and football pants. He hails from the Windy City of Chicago, Illinois and weighs in at 256 pounds. He is a former 2 Time EMW World Heavyweight Champion and has the record for the longest reign as World Heavyweight Champion last at least 6 months. Tonight, he has a chance to win back the EMW World Heavyweight Championship and to break his own record. Introducing the former two time EMW World Heavyweight Champion and currently one half of the EMW World Tag Team Champions, here is ALLLLLLLLLLLLL BUUUUUUUUUUUUNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Buffer: And introducing the opponent, wearing the familiar #23 Chicago Bulls home jersey, from Charlotte, North Carolina by way of Chicago, Illinois weighing in tonight at 215 pounds. This man defeated “The Day Walker” Blade a couple of moths ago at EMW SummerJam 2K9 to become the EMW World Heavyweight Champion for the second time. He has defended the title against all comers and tonight he is facing a fellow tag team championship partner and his toughest threat in his current World title reign. Introducing, the Basketball Hall Of Famer, the other half of the EMW World Tag Team Champions and the current Extreme Madness Wrestling HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD…MICHAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL JOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRDAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

EMW World Heavyweight Champion and EMW World Tag Team Champion Michael Jordan def. EMW World Tag Team Champion Al Bundy via pinfall after the second 23 kick of the match. After the match, Jordan helped Bundy to his feet. Jordan then extends his hand to Bundy. Bundy thought about it for a bit and then decided to accept the handshake and then they hugged to the roar of the crowd. Bundy then raises Jordan’s hand before leaving the ring to let Jordan celebrate the win.

A video package is shown highlighting the past two Throwdown Royales. The first was won by “The Day Walker” Blade back at 2007. The second winner of the Throwdown Royale was Barry Bonds who won it in 2008. They then show shots of the EMW Superstars and NIWA Superstars that are going to be in the match and mentioned that the winner will get an EMW World Heavyweight title shot at EMW MegaBrawl 3 in Vice City.

Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, to introduce the Throwdown Royale Match. It is my honor to introduce the Voice Of The Octagon, The Announcer of UFC, Mister Bruce Buffer!

Bruce Buffer: LLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARRRRRRRRREEEEEE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEE!!!! From the sold-out Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, California…This is the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!!! This is 2009 EMW Throwdown Royale match! The match goes as follows; the superstars that have drawn #1 and #2 will enter the ring and start the match. Every minute, a new superstar will enter the ring depending on the number that superstar has drawn earlier tonight. The process continues until all 20 Superstars have entered in the match. The only way to be eliminated is by being thrown over the top rope and both feet touching the floor. The last superstar in the ring will be declared the winner of the 2009 Throwdown Royale and will compete for the EMW Word Heavyweight Championship at MegaBrawl 3 in Vice City. And now from the sold out Dodgers Stadium in Los Angeles, California….IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT’S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!! 

The Human Tornado makes his way to the ring to a thunderous pop from the crowd as he walks down the ramp.

Human Tornado enters the ring and does a little dance before awaiting who the superstar is that drew #2. 

“The Day Walker” Blade makes his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos.

Blade arrives in the ring and stares at Tornado and then the bell sounds for the start of the 2009 Throwdown Royale Match.

Order Of Entry:
1. Human Tornado
2. “The Day Walker” Blade
3. JBL
4. Eddie Murphy
5. Captain Hook
6. Johnny Bravo
7. Max Payne
8. Cosmo Kramer
9. George St. Pierre
10. 50 Cent
11. Shredder
12. Ryu Hoshi
13. Chuck Liddell
14. Tito Ortiz
15. Terrell Owens
16. Spiderman
17. Casey Jones
18. Bruce Lee
19. Chuck Norris
20. Gina Carano

-- JBL eliminated by Blade and Human Tornado when both Blade & Tornado clotheslines JBL Over the top rope.

-- Johnny Bravo eliminated by Eddie Murphy when Murphy clotheslines Bravo over the top rope.

-- Cosmo Kramer eliminated by George St. Pierre after St. Pierre threw Kramer over the top rope.

-- Captain Hook eliminated by 50 Cent after 50 Cent threw Hook over the top rope.

-- 50 Cent and Ryu Hoshi eliminated each other as Ryu clotheslines 50 Cent over the top rope but 50 Cent held onto Ryu to send him to the outside as well. Afterwards, both men brawled all the way to the back.

-- George St. Pierre eliminated by Shredder when Shredder threw St. Pierre over the top rope.

-- Eddie Murphy eliminated by Terrell Owens when Owens threw Murphy over the top rope.

-- Spiderman eliminated by Terrell Owens when Owens threw Spiderman over the rope.

-- Casey Jones eliminated by Bruce Lee after Lee roundhouse kicked Jones which sent Jones over the top rope.

-- Shredder eliminated by Chuck Norris after Norris hits Shredder with a powerful superkick that sends Shredder over the top rope. Afterwards, Norris and Lee noticed each other and then had a staredown in the middle of the ring as the rest of the action stopped as they want to witness what happens between both Norris and Lee. Lee and Norris then battled for a bit before all the participants begin to battle again.

-- Max Payne eliminated by Gina Carano when Carano threw Payne over the top rope.

-- Chuck Liddell eliminated by Gina Carano when Carano clotheslines Liddell over the top rope.

-- Tito Ortiz eliminated by Gina Carano when Carano threw Ortiz over the top rope after Ortiz was laughing at Liddell on the outside after being eliminated. Afterwards, both Ortiz and Liddell got into an argument until Mike Gundy ran in to break up the argument and cool things down between both men.

-- Gina Carano eliminated by Human Tornado after Tornado clotheslines Carano over the top rope.

-- Bruce Lee eliminated by Terrell Owens after Owens clotheslines Lee over the top rope.

-- Chuck Norris eliminated by Blade after Blade clotheslines Norris over the top rope after Blade ducks Norris’s Superkick.

-- Terrell Owens eliminated by Blade when Blade clotheslines Owens over the top rope as Owens was holding Tornado but Tornado escaped and Owens took the clothesline.

-- Blade eliminated by Human Tornado when Tornado clotheslines Blade over the top rope. Originally, Blade threw Tornado over the top rope but Tornado had one foot on the floor and then returned to the ring as Blade celebrated on what he thought was his second Throwdown Royale win, but then Blade turned around and then Tornado clotheslines Blade over the top rope.

 After the match, Human Tornado celebrates on the top rope and is ecstatic about the win as Blade is seen on the outside of the ring pissed off over what has happened. The show ends with Tornado celebrating as Fireworks go off above Dodger Stadium.